The Best 16 Proportion Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Proportion jokes. There are some proportion size jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these proportion ratio puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Proportion Jokes and Puns

I'm sick of my wife blowing everything out of proportion.

She's single handedly ruining my balloon animal business.

Got head from a Midget last night...

I guess you could say I was blown out of proportion...

The only thing my girl friend blows

Is everything out of proportion

Proportion joke, The only thing my girl friend blows

I've been thinking recently that unfaithful women are condemned way beyond proportion.

Begone, thought.

You know what I hate about terrorists the most?

They blow everything out of proportion.


The more I hear about inverse proportion

the less I like it.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Proportion joke, Why did the atom stick around?

Feminists are like proximity mines.

Anything can trigger them and they blow it way out of proportion.

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

Apparently there's a big scandal about an NBA player getting oral sex from a midget...

but it was blown way out of proportion.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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There's a high proportion of people with ASD in scientific fields.

Autism causes vaccines.

Terrorists have been saying they'll horizontally expand images of their foes.

The threat is being blown out of proportion.

The controversy surrounding Donald Trump and the Russian hacking of American voting machines is being blown way out of proportion...

who cares if Putin voted for him.

What do you say to a fan that's overreacting?

YOU'RE BLOWING THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION.

Whenever I use a racist stereotype, it's blown out of proportion.

Just like all the Muslims in the world.

Proportion joke, Whenever I use a racist stereotype, it's blown out of proportion.

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