Proportion Jokes

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Funniest Proportion Short Jokes

Short proportion jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The proportion humour may include short proposition jokes also.

1. I'm sick of my wife blowing everything out of proportion. She's single handedly ruining my balloon animal business.
2. Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable.
3. The pressure of a gas is inversely proportional to its volume—Boyle's Law. Any leftover cabbage must be shredded and mixed with mayonnaise.
   —-Cole's Law.
4. Got head from a Midget last night... I guess you could say I was blown out of proportion...
5. I've been thinking recently that unfaithful women are condemned way beyond proportion. Begone, thought.
6. Why did the atom stick around? Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
7. Do you need a boat of biblical proportions built? Because I Noah guy. I hear he's a fantastic Arkitect.
8. I've been accused of lying about how much snot comes out of my nose when I sneeze. They always say I'm blowing it out of proportion
9. Feminists are like proximity mines. Anything can trigger them and they blow it way out of proportion.
10. Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion? Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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Proportion One Liners

Which proportion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with proportion? I can suggest the ones about ratio and percentage.

1. The only thing my girl friend blows Is everything out of proportion
2. You know what I hate about terrorists the most? They blow everything out of proportion.
3. The more I hear about inverse proportion the less I like it.
4. I like my women like I like my M.C. Escher paintings Impossibly proportioned
5. What happened to the muslim critic? He blew everything out of proportion!
6. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
7. What do you say to a fan that's overreacting? YOU'RE BLOWING THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION.
8. Thought that current was proportional to voltage..... Man....I got 'ohm'ed so hard!!!
9. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
10. The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
11. Why was 9 afraid of 11 he blew things out of proportion
12. "Blown out of all proportion" ... .. is a cliche you don't see every day of the week.
13. Wanna have an argument? I'll get in your face and you blow it out of proportion.
14. What kind of woman are the most irrational? The ones with the golden proportions!
15. You know what is blown out of proportions? Overweight s**... b**....

Blown Proportion Jokes

Here is a list of funny blown proportion jokes and even better blown proportion puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Terrorists have been saying they'll horizontally expand images of their foes. The threat is being blown out of proportion.
• The controversy surrounding Donald Trump and the Russian hacking of American voting machines is being blown way out of proportion... who cares if Putin voted for him.
• Whenever I use a racist stereotype, it's blown out of proportion. Just like all the Muslims in the world.
• Apparently there's a big scandal about an NBA player getting o**... s**... from a midget... but it was blown way out of proportion.

Cheerful Fun Proportion Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about proportion you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean probability jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make proportion pranks.