The Best 52 Prophets Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prophets jokes. There are some prophets holiest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prophets prophet muhammad puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Prophets Jokes and Puns

Why is Blizzard still popular in majority Muslim countries?

Because all they care about is prophets.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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A British Engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing very well. He says prophets are going through the roof.

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Quick! Invest now! Theres a company in England that is now manufacturing landmines that look like prayre mats! The main factorty is in the middle east, where prophets are going through the roof!

Why are Jews so rich?

They are always looking for prophets.


prophets

this guy is making mines cleverly disguised as prayer mats. he says his prophets are going through the roof!

I walked into a store today...

...and they were selling explosives disguised as prayer mats. I wasn't one to judge them; after all, they'd said prophets were going through the roof.

Prophets joke, I walked into a store today...

A British engineer just opened a buisness in Afganistan.

He is selling landmines that look like prayer mats. When asked how buisness was going he said that prophets are going through the roof.

If someone started selling prayer rugs on landmines

prophets would go through the roof!

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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A British engineer started his own business in Afghanistan.
He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. He says that prophets are going through the roof.

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I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats.

Prophets are going through the roof.

Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat...

Prophets are through the roof!!!

Buying Muhammed dolls for charity, all prophets go to kids in need.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan..

making land mines that look like prayer mats. He's doing very well, business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof.

Prophets joke, A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan..

I'm starting a career by putting bombs in prayer mats

I think prophets will go through the roof

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

A man has started a business in Afghanistan. He's selling landmines that look like prayer mats...

Prophets are going through the roof.


Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees

Ironically, it's all about prophets

Did you hear about that religious airline?

Their prophets are soaring

I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats...

...prophets would go through the roof!

Isis have just started making explosive prayer mats

In their first quarterly report they said that prophets were going through the roof.

So I recently opened a suicide bomb shop in Syria, and it's doing great!

Prophets are going through the roof.

A new type of product !

I opened a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

He died for our sines

Parent to Teacher: Our Son doesn't need to do math, 'cause he's a prophet! Prophets don't do math! Would you make Jesus do math?"

Teacher: Jesus was a carpenter. He knew his math.

I started a business putting explosives in prayer mats

Prophets are though the roof.

I made a company that disguises land mines as prayer mats...

Prophets are through the roof

I started a company that makes land mines that look like prayer mats.

Business is definitely booming, because prophets are going through the roof.

I invented a Prayer Rug weaved with TNT;

prophets are going through the roof.

I made explosive praying rugs

Prophets are through the roof!

My new invention has made me rich!!!

exploding prayer mats, prophets are going through the roof

Why was God such a savvy businessman?

He knew how to make prophets.

I started selling land mines disguised as prayer mats

Prophets are going through the roof.

(Yes it's old, but I still love it)

Have you heard about the new landmines?

They're disguised as prayer mats and prophets have gone through the roof

I just opened an explosive prayer mat business.

Prophets are through the roof.

A friend of mine makes prayer mats with hidden explosives

I asked how his business is doing, he said: "Great! Prophets are through the roof!"

I created an online website selling prayer mats disguised as land mines...

Prophets are going through the roof

I created an online website selling land mines disguised as prayer mats...

Prophets went through the roof

Note: repost, thanks to the kind user who corrected me

I knew a guy that was selling exploding prayer rugs in the middle east

He told me prophets were going through the roof

My friend decided to start an industry selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets have been going through the roof.

Why was God so rich?

Because he had so many prophets

A prediction business recently shut down due to bankruptcy.

It wasn't going well to begin with, seeing as though they didn't manage make any prophets.

A friend of mine

started a business selling trampolines to fortune-tellers.

He says prophets are going through the roof!

Have you heard about pogo stick cult?

Prophets have gone through the roof.

I've started disguising landmines as temple doormats.

Prophets are going through the roof.

Why shouldn't atheists pay taxes?

They are not for prophets

I started a company..

I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof!

I used to own a business, where I sold landmines disguised as prayer mats..

The prophets are going through the roof

I've started a business crafting small figurines of Muhammad.

It's making little prophets.

why did the cannibal priest go out of business?

He ate up all his prophets.

I've started a business selling prayer mats which are also trampolines...

Prophets are going through the roof.

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