Prophet Muhammad Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prophet Muhammad jokes. There are some prophet muhammad mohammed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prophet muhammad infidels puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Share Hilarious Prophet Muhammad Jokes and Enjoy Unforgettable Laughter

What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl?

The Prophet Muhammad.

Why did the Red Cross not allow Jesus and Muhammad to volunteer?

It's a non-prophet organization.

I've started a business crafting small figurines of Muhammad.

It's making little prophets.

I started a figurine company that specializes in miniature Muhammad statues

We make a small prophet.

I just started volunteering at this place called Muhammad's Bakery.

It's a naan prophet organization.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

An Afghan villager is walking down a road with his wife ahead of him a few steps.

He meets his fellow villager going the opposite way.

He says, "Ahmed, Prophet Muhammad would never let his wife walk ahead of him."

The first villager replies, "Well, at the time of the Prophet there were no minefields."

A priest, a rabbi, and the Holy Prophet Muhammad walk into a bar.

The Prophet Muhammad beheads the priest and the rabbi, and burns down the bar.

1. Muhammad

2\. (Peace be upon him)

3\. Prophet????

How did Prophet Muhammad split the moon?

By revealing his butt-crack.

I recently bought a teddy bear named Muhammad...

for $10. And a week later, sold it for $20. The question is, did I make a Prophet?

You can explore prophet muhammad prophet mohammed reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean prophet muhammad muhammad dad jokes. There are also prophet muhammad puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What did the Prophet Muhammad call his baby sheep?


Why did Muhammad cross the road?

You should not question the prophet's motives infidel!

What does an atheist call the meeting of Muhammad, Moses, and Joseph Smith?

A non-prophet organization

How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?


Thanks for listening.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prophet muhammad caliph puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prophet muhammad imam piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes