The Best 6 Prophet Mohammed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prophet Mohammed jokes. There are some prophet mohammed prophet muhammad jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prophet mohammed caliph puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Prophet Mohammed Jokes and Puns

If you buy a goat for $10 and named him Mohammed, then sell it for $15.

Did you make a prophet?

Did you know that you don't pay taxes on flatbreads if they have a picture of Mohammed on it?

That's because naan-prophets are tax-exempt.

I recently purchased a teddy bear for £10

And named it Mohammed, then sold it for £20.
My question is.....have I made a Prophet?

I don't think Muslims go far enough in killing people who draw images of the prophet Mohammed.

I think they should kill people who are named
after him as well.

It was just discovered that islams prophet mohamed was a huge help.

A nomad happened upon mohamed and asked him what he was doing.

The architect of the Islamic faith turned red and said: *"I was just helping this goat through the fence!"*


What did the prophet Mohamed say when his wife asked for a divorce?

"Those are pretty big words for a 6 year old!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prophet mohammed infidels jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prophet mohammed prophet mohammed piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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