Cheerful Fun Prophet Islam Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What do you call a man that as sex with his 9 year old wife?
The holiest Prophet of Islam.
A long time ago, in the middle east
There was a town where everyone worshipped many gods. But one day, a young boy arrived from afar, claiming to be a prophet sent by Allah. He told them to convert to Islam, or else they would receive divine punishment.
Naturally, the townspeople rejected his words, and they executed him in public. Mere days later, a mysterious disease swept through the town and killed every last one of them.
They should have obeyed the Quran teen.
Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees
Ironically, it's all about prophets
It was just discovered that islams prophet mohamed was a huge help.
A nomad happened upon mohamed and asked him what he was doing.
The architect of the Islamic faith turned red and said: *"I was just helping this goat through the fence!"*
Why don't Islamic banks charge interest?
Because they can't draw prophets.
Haramadan
Islam,
just so you know it,
there is ham,
in your prophet
