The Best 6 Prophet Islam Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prophet Islam jokes. There are some prophet islam jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prophet islam puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Prophet Islam Jokes and Puns

What do you call a man that as sex with his 9 year old wife?

The holiest Prophet of Islam.

A long time ago, in the middle east

There was a town where everyone worshipped many gods. But one day, a young boy arrived from afar, claiming to be a prophet sent by Allah. He told them to convert to Islam, or else they would receive divine punishment.

Naturally, the townspeople rejected his words, and they executed him in public. Mere days later, a mysterious disease swept through the town and killed every last one of them.

They should have obeyed the Quran teen.

Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees

Ironically, it's all about prophets

It was just discovered that islams prophet mohamed was a huge help.

A nomad happened upon mohamed and asked him what he was doing.

The architect of the Islamic faith turned red and said: *"I was just helping this goat through the fence!"*

Why don't Islamic banks charge interest?

Because they can't draw prophets.


Haramadan

Islam,

just so you know it,

there is ham,

in your prophet

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prophet islam jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prophet islam piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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