Prophesied Jokes
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Prophesied Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good prophesied joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A medieval astrologer prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress would soon die.
Sure enough, the woman died a short time later. The king was outraged at the astrologer, certain that his prophecy had brought about the woman's death. He summoned the astrologer and gave him this command: "Prophet, tell me when you will die!"The astrologer realized that the king was planning to kill him, immediately, no matter what answer he gave. So he said, finally, "I do not know when I will die. I only know that whenever I die, you will die three days later."
A frog wanted to know about his future and goes to meet an oracle. The oracle prophesied that in his future, he will be touched by a beautiful lady.
The frog grew curious and wanted to know when and where it would happen, to which the Oracle replied, 'next year, in a Biology lab'!
Wizard: A fox prophesied doom!
King: Foxes lie. Why'd you listen to a Fox for news?
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