Prophecy Jokes
6 prophecy jokes and hilarious prophecy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prophecy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A medieval astrologer prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress would soon die.
Sure enough, the woman died a short time later. The king was outraged at the astrologer, certain that his prophecy had brought about the woman's death. He summoned the astrologer and gave him this command: "Prophet, tell me when you will die!"The astrologer realized that the king was planning to kill him, immediately, no matter what answer he gave. So he said, finally, "I do not know when I will die. I only know that whenever I die, you will die three days later."
My church was going to have a sermon on prophecy today...
but it was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
So I went to a fortune teller and asked if I was going to get any action that night.
She told me she didn't deal in self fulfilling prophecies.
It's such a shame about tomorrow's session on Prophecies
It got cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
So the prophecy says that your son is fated to m**... you. You laugh until .....
you remember you used to donate s**...
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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