Property Tax Jokes

4 property tax jokes and hilarious property tax puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about property tax that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Property Tax Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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I'm playing Monopoly with Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton...

Trump grabbed Community Chest as fast as he could, is building hotels on properties he doesn't really own and is refusing to pay income tax
Clinton started out with a house on Illinois Ave, somehow always has a "Get out of jail free" card and keeps saying she respects any opponent holding Vermont Ave
However, in the end, I have a feeling neither will be satisfied until they get a house on Pennsylvania Ave

Why do women make less money than men

Because of the property tax

Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.

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