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Trump grabbed Community Chest as fast as he could, is building hotels on properties he doesn't really own and is refusing to pay income tax
Clinton started out with a house on Illinois Ave, somehow always has a "Get out of jail free" card and keeps saying she respects any opponent holding Vermont Ave
However, in the end, I have a feeling neither will be satisfied until they get a house on Pennsylvania Ave
Because there is a hierarchy of classes, inheritance, and private properties
When he was in jail he threw feces all over the walls..
That was the last time we played monopoly.
but I said no, because who wants to be the lessor of two evils?
He could not find a house to rent, as no landlords wanted to have twelve kids breaking their properties. As he believed that he must not lie, he told his wife to bring eleven kids to have a walk at a nearby cemetery. Then he took the other kid and went to meet a landlord. The landlord asked:
\- How many kids do you have?
\- Twelve.
\- Where are they now?
The lawyer answered with sadness:
\- They are at the cemetery, with their mother.
That's how the lawyer rented a house!
Cr
It heals all wounds.
'To my daughter, I leave my Kensington properties says grandad'
'To my son, I leave my Richmond properties'
'Finally, as I have the most properties in Windsor and Ascot, I leave these for the grandchildren'
The solicitor turns to the grandmother and quietly whispers 'My god, I never knew your husband had amassed such wealth'
'Wealth!' Shouts out the grandmother 'These are his window cleaning routes'
I'm in it for the long hall.
The other day I drove past a guy stealing gates! He was just taking peoples gates right off their properties! I was going to say something but thought he might take a fence.
"No, Sir, I'm afraid this font is sans-Seraph."
... we own a cemetery.
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He ate a lot.
The first one says: "Do you see that chick over there ? What "properties" do you think she has ?"
The 2nd one says: "I tested her last night. She's "read-only".
Something along the lines of "Beware the additive properties"
The gorilla likes it, but the adhesive properties are nil.
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
Most commonly referred to as "Vodka"
Seven, because it is both even and odd.
***the plot thickens***
I'm on the fence about it.
Hue
They call it the Sani-tΓ€ter
Baton Rouge properties all seem to be underwater
And he decides to share his will.
"My daughter, you get the high rises," he says,
"My son, you get everything south of the river," he says,
"And my wife, you get everything else."
Then he dies.
After this, the nurse says to his wife, "Wow, that sure was a lot of properties.
The wife says, "Properties? That was his paper route!"
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