Hilarious Proper Spelling Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
Congrats!
It's what people write when they can't spell properly Congrajulashons!
There's 3 things that I hate
1- Hipocrisy
3- Lists
4- and people who don't know how to properly count
5- people who can't spell
A Man Looking for a Job
There's a man desperately looking for a job, but he doesn't know how to spell. No one will hire him. One boss says ''Look I'll hire you if you learn how to spell properly. The man goes away, he spends weeks and weeks learning how to spell.
Finally he comes back. The boss says ''Okay, you have three attempts, spell clitoris''. The man says ''K-L-I-T-O''. ''No, no, no, you have two more attempts. The man tries again ''K-L-I-''. No, no you have one more go, now come on. The man thinks for a while okay ''I think I have it , K-'' No. no. no. The man says ''Ah Jaysus and I had it on the tip of my tongue there last night.
I don't get what the big deal is about having ASMR
Not being able to breath properly isn't very nice and anyway, you don't spell it like that.