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Funniest Propelled Short Jokes

Short propelled jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The propelled humour may include short jokes also.

  1. Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool? Don't believe me?
    Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!
  2. A propeller is actually just a big fan to keep the pilot cool... when it stops you can watch the pilot start sweating
  3. Didi you hear about what happened to the woman who walked backwards into a propeller? Disaster...
  4. What is the point of a propeller on a plane? It keeps the pilot cool. If you see it stop, and you will start to see him sweat
  5. what is the propeller used for on an airplane? Many people dont know this, but is actually for air conditioning, if u ever get to see it, when the propeller stops the pilot suddenly starts sweating
  6. My Hispanic friend keep telling me that NASA always have sent chicken propelled rockets to space Look at all the "Apollo" missions, he say
  7. A propeller is a big fan A jet's propeller is basically just a big fan to cool down the pilot. Once it stops spinning, you can see him start sweating.
  8. TIL the propeller on a plane is a fan to keep the pilot cool When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating!
  9. I filled a steam engine with Holy Water. The Power of Christ Propels You!
    The Power of Christ Propels You!
    The Power of Christ Propels You!
  10. I've been looking into the differences between propeller mechanics and human anatomy lately; And I've gotta say: I'm not a fan.

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Propelled One Liners

Which propelled one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with propelled? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes? I'm a big fan.
  2. I wasn't sure about gluing a propeller to my face but now I'm a big fan
  3. Did you hear about the lady that backed into the propeller blade? Disassedher
  4. Did you hear about the lady who backed into a plane propeller? Dis-assed her
  5. What's the motto for the church's spaceflight program? The Power of Christ Propels You!
  6. Did you hear about the woman who backed into a plane propeller? Disaster.
  7. Did you hear about the lady who walked backwards into an airplane propeller? Disassedher
  8. The political stance of every aerosol can. Is always going to be pro-pelent.
  9. Allways pay attention when you're working around propellers If you don't, you'll be mist.
  10. What did the helicopter propeller say to Leonardo DiCaprio? "I'm not a real big fan."
  11. A lady backed into an airplane propeller... Disaster
  12. This is a disaster My girl backed into an airplane propeller. Dis-assed her
  13. I've come a long way since attaching a big jet propeller to my s**... duct

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about propelled can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of propelled puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Propelled Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about propelled you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make propelled prank.

"What is the propeller on the plane for?"

"It's to keep the pilot cool" said the flight instructor.
"I don't think so", replies the kid.
"If you take off the propeller you will see the pilot sweating"

A man is falling out of a plane.

A man is falling out of a plane, intending to go parachuting. He pulls the ripcord, and it breaks.
Okay, he thinks. That's why there's a backup. He pulls the backup ripcord, and... It breaks.
At this point, he's thoroughly worried. But then, he sees a guy flying up right at him, as though propelled by an e**....
"HEY!" He shouts. "DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES?"
"NO!" Replies the propelled man. "DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PROPANE GRILLS?"

A golfer tells his buddy, Check out this Impossible-to Lose golf ball I have...

If you hit it in the water it floats and then activates a small propeller that moves it over to the edge so you can retrieve it. If you hit it in high grass it emits a smoke signal. If you hit it into a bush, it chirps. It's literally impossible to lose!
His buddy says Wow! That's awesome. How much does it cost?
The golfer says I don't know. I just found it on the course.

What happened when the woman backed into the plane propeller?

It disaster!
Say "disaster" slowly.

What's the purpose of propellers on a plane?

To keep the captain cool.
If they stop spinning, he starts to sweat.

Did you hear about the blonde who backed into a propeller?

It was quite the "dis assed her"

My slightly eccentric grandfather was walking down the street whilst wearing a propeller hat. A passerby said to him "You do you."

My grandfather replied "What is that?
A slogan for m**...?"

Space-X just used a multi-stage propellent catapult to send a small group of cattle into low-earth orbit.

Its the first heard shot 'round the world.

Did ya hear the one about the model who walked into the planes propeller?

T actually happened.

A blonde woman was taking helicopter lessons.

A blonde woman was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said:
"I'll radio you every 1,000 feet to see how you're doing."
At 1,000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2,000 feet, he said she was still doing well.
Right before she got to 3,000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground. The instructor ran to where she crashed and pulled her out of the helicopter. He asked her,
"What went wrong?"
The blonde said: "At 2,500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off."

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these propelled jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.