The Best 21 Propeller Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Propeller jokes. There are some propeller fan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these propeller jet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Propeller Jokes and Puns

Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool?

Don't believe me?

Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!

A propeller is actually just a big fan to keep the pilot cool...

when it stops you can watch the pilot start sweating

Didi you hear about what happened to the woman who walked backwards into a propeller?

Disaster...

Propeller joke, Didi you hear about what happened to the woman who walked backwards into a propeller?

What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?

I'm a big fan.

What is the point of a propeller on a plane?

It keeps the pilot cool. If you see it stop, and you will start to see him sweat


I wasn't sure about gluing a propeller to my face

but now I'm a big fan

Did you hear about the lady that backed into the propeller blade?

Disassedher

Propeller joke, Did you hear about the lady that backed into the propeller blade?

"What is the propeller on the plane for?"

"It's to keep the pilot cool" said the flight instructor.

"I don't think so", replies the kid.

"If you take off the propeller you will see the pilot sweating"

A propeller is a big fan

A jet's propeller is basically just a big fan to cool down the pilot. Once it stops spinning, you can see him start sweating.

TIL the propeller on a plane is a fan to keep the pilot cool

When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating!

A golfer tells his buddy, Check out this Impossible-to Lose golf ball I have...

If you hit it in the water it floats and then activates a small propeller that moves it over to the edge so you can retrieve it. If you hit it in high grass it emits a smoke signal. If you hit it into a bush, it chirps. It's literally impossible to lose!
His buddy says Wow! That's awesome. How much does it cost?
The golfer says I don't know. I just found it on the course.

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Did you hear about the lady who backed into a plane propeller?

Dis-assed her

I've been looking into the differences between propeller mechanics and human anatomy lately;

And I've gotta say: I'm not a fan.

Did you hear about the woman who backed into a plane propeller?

Disaster.

Did you hear about the lady who walked backwards into an airplane propeller?

Disassedher

What happened when the woman backed into the plane propeller?

It disaster!

Say "disaster" slowly.

Propeller joke, What happened when the woman backed into the plane propeller?

I've come a long way

since attaching a big jet propeller to my sperm duct

Did you hear about the blonde who backed into a propeller?

It was quite the "dis assed her"

My slightly eccentric grandfather was walking down the street whilst wearing a propeller hat. A passerby said to him "You do you."

My grandfather replied "What is that?
A slogan for masturbation?"


What did the helicopter propeller say to Leonardo DiCaprio?

"I'm not a real big fan."

Did ya hear the one about the model who walked into the planes propeller?

T actually happened.

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