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Funniest Propelled Short Jokes

Short propelled jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The propelled humour may include short jokes also.

  1. Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool? Don't believe me?
    Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!
  2. Didi you hear about what happened to the woman who walked backwards into a propeller? Disaster...
  3. What is the point of a propeller on a plane? It keeps the pilot cool. If you see it stop, and you will start to see him sweat
  4. what is the propeller used for on an airplane? Many people dont know this, but is actually for air conditioning, if u ever get to see it, when the propeller stops the pilot suddenly starts sweating
  5. My Hispanic friend keep telling me that NASA always have sent chicken propelled rockets to space Look at all the "Apollo" missions, he say
  6. I filled a steam engine with Holy Water. The Power of Christ Propels You!
    The Power of Christ Propels You!
    The Power of Christ Propels You!
  7. I've been looking into the differences between propeller mechanics and human anatomy lately; And I've gotta say: I'm not a fan.
  8. What's the purpose of propellers on a plane? To keep the captain cool.
    If they stop spinning, he starts to sweat.
  9. Space-X just used a multi-stage propellent catapult to send a small group of cattle into low-earth orbit. Its the first heard shot 'round the world.
  10. Did ya hear the one about the model who walked into the planes propeller? T actually happened.

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Propelled One Liners

Which propelled one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with propelled? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes? I'm a big fan.
  2. I wasn't sure about gluing a propeller to my face but now I'm a big fan
  3. Did you hear about the lady that backed into the propeller blade? Disassedher
  4. Did you hear about the lady who backed into a plane propeller? Dis-assed her
  5. What's the motto for the church's spaceflight program? The Power of Christ Propels You!
  6. The political stance of every aerosol can. Is always going to be pro-pelent.
  7. Allways pay attention when you're working around propellers If you don't, you'll be mist.
  8. What did the helicopter propeller say to Leonardo DiCaprio? "I'm not a real big fan."
  9. This is a disaster My girl backed into an airplane propeller. Dis-assed her
  10. I've come a long way since attaching a big jet propeller to my s**... duct

Propelled Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about propelled you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make propelled pranks.

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My slightly eccentric grandfather was walking down the street whilst wearing a propeller hat. A passerby said to him "You do you."

My grandfather replied "What is that?
A slogan for m**...?"

A blonde woman was taking helicopter lessons.

A blonde woman was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said:
"I'll radio you every 1,000 feet to see how you're doing."
At 1,000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2,000 feet, he said she was still doing well.
Right before she got to 3,000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground. The instructor ran to where she crashed and pulled her out of the helicopter. He asked her,
"What went wrong?"
The blonde said: "At 2,500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off."

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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language

Helicopter lessons.

A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you're doing."
At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well.
Right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground. The instructor ran to where she c**... landed and pulled her out of the helicopter. "What went wrong?"
The blonde said, "At 2500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off."