The Best 6 Propane Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Propane jokes. There are some propane engines jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these propane ballon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Propane Jokes and Puns

What do natural gas and sadists have in common?

They're both propane.

Fast Thinker

Guy's first time parachuting... yada yada chute fails, reserve fails. He's falling. But he sees a speck coming up toward him, faster than he's falling. He realizes it's a guy and figuring he has nothing to lose, he yells,
"Hey do you know anything about parachutes?"
and as they pass the other guy yells back,
"Sorry man, I don't . Do you know anything about propane BBQs?"

Why did the gas station put propane in the gas tanks?

April fuels!

How would you describe Hank Hill if he was actually a window salesman?

Pro-Pane.

Hey guys I'm throwing a propane tank off my roof


Why are LPG cars so often banned from parking?

Because they are too propane.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the propane gasoline jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working propane tank piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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