Propane Jokes
6 propane jokes and hilarious propane puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about propane that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Love a good laugh? Then check out this article of propane jokes to find out how to add a spark to make a boring conversation exciting! From jokes about petrol, to ones about a giant propane tank, this article will have something for everyone. Get ready for an Arabian-style night of laughter!
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Comical & Quirky Propane Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What is a good propane joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man is falling out of a plane.
A man is falling out of a plane, intending to go parachuting. He pulls the ripcord, and it breaks.
Okay, he thinks. That's why there's a backup. He pulls the backup ripcord, and... It breaks.
At this point, he's thoroughly worried. But then, he sees a guy flying up right at him, as though propelled by an e**....
"HEY!" He shouts. "DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES?"
"NO!" Replies the propelled man. "DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PROPANE GRILLS?"
Burnt
I burned myself on a cup of coffee earlier…..it was amateur pain. However I burnt myself on my grill not too long after that…..it was propane.
You are either anti-pain or …
Propane
Why did the gas station put propane in the gas tanks?
April fuels!
What do natural gas and sadists have in common?
They're both propane.
Fast Thinker
Guy's first time parachuting... yada yada c**... fails, reserve fails. He's falling. But he sees a speck coming up toward him, faster than he's falling. He realizes it's a guy and figuring he has nothing to lose, he yells,
"Hey do you know anything about parachutes?"
and as they pass the other guy yells back,
"Sorry man, I don't . Do you know anything about propane BBQs?"
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