Prop Jokes
90 prop jokes and hilarious prop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some fun prop jokes to add to your rugby fan arsenal? Learn about prop 65, boat props, and crutches, and enjoy a harvest of snacks with some laugh-out-loud jokes about them. Whether you are a rugby fan or just need a good laugh, this article will surely have something for you.
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Funniest Prop Short Jokes
Short prop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prop humour may include short prod jokes also.
- What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland? Wooden shoe like me to tell you.
[Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one] - Did you know... ...that the prop on the front of a plane is just a big fan to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actully see the pilot sweating.
- There was a thief that went to a theater to steal an expensive prop... But what he really stole was the spotlight.
- What are those spinny things that smaller airplanes use to move? Props to whoever can answer this.
- What does an actor eat for breakfast? Prop tarts.
Bonus: What does an actor eat for a snack?
A: Prop corn. - I like my women like I like my peanut butter... ...brown, smooth, and easy to spread.
Props to Shakes the Clown. - Zebras must be tough to eat. You have to sort through all that light meat and dark meat.
Props to this guy at Disney - So it turns out that the guy who fell off the back of the Titanic Was a big hit with the prop department
- With this pandemic going on we really have to give props to all the doctors... I know I'd lose my mind if I had to test my patients this often
- So I have spirit week for school and today is high school cliche... So I had an idea on a cliche but I was contemplating wether or not to bring the props because it would make too much noise
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Prop One Liners
Which prop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prop? I can suggest the ones about prov and prof.
- My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment. Props to him.
- Props to my 7 year old nephew for this one. What do you call a spicy pig? Peppa.
- Did you hear about the magician that tortured his props? He pulled a hat out of a rabbit.
- I just saw a man survive getting hit by a plane wing Massive props to him.
- What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs? A prop comic
- What two words do I find inappropriate? Prop and ate.
- What did the guy say when he had to prop-start his plane? Eh, I'll give it a whirl.
- What did the magician say when he dropped the prop on his foot? "ABRACADAMMIT!!"
- I gotta give props to my grandfather, He can't stand on his own anymore..
- Why couldn't the set designers plane take off? Because it was a prop.
- How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant? The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!
- What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? Mad props...
- Why did Carrot Top go to the hood? To get props.
- How do you call female hide n seek? Prop hunt
- What do you call hide and seek with women? Prop Hunt!
Quirky and Hilarious Prop Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about prop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean promo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prop pranks.
I proposed my Russian girlfriend and she said Yes!
For the wedding, my whole family and friends flew over to her home town of Moscow.
It was a beautiful ceremony, however I did find some things strange. For instance, the priest never said, "You may now kiss the bride", but I just assumed it was purely an American thing and didn't mind.
Later during the reception, we were both starving and decided to head over to the buffet to get food. On the way we passed the drink table, where about six people were waiting to get a fruity drink from a bowl.
As we passed, they all said in unison, "You may now kiss the bride!" My wife got giddy and gave me a big kiss, which I of course returned.
As we walked away I asked, "Why did *they* tell us to kiss and not the priest?"
My wife answered,
"In Soviet Russia, the punchline tells you!"
I proposed to my ex-wife today
She said no, she thinks I'm just after my money
What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
What is the proper term for 'gangster pee'?
Gee w**....
prophets
this guy is making mines cleverly disguised as prayer mats. he says his prophets are going through the roof!
How did Prophet Muhammad split the moon?
By revealing his b**...-crack.
Which prophet said "Let my molecules flow?"
Osmoses
Properly relocating a cavewoman
Q: Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
The two Propositional Logic professors at a local university are named Professor P and Professor Q.
Police question Professor P about the identity of a criminal who has committed a series of heinous acts. P implies Q.
What is the proper title to refer to a Liberal Arts Major.
Esquire.
Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool?
Don't believe me?
Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!
What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?
I'm a big fan.
"Is it proper for one man to profit from the mistakes of another?"
A man asked his minister.
"Definitely not," was the clergyman's answer.
"Are you certain?"
"Absolutely!"
"In that case," said the guy, "would you mind returning the $50 I gave you after my wedding last year?"
The Prophylactic
Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?
It was peed off.
Proper diaper fitting
If the baby's legs turn blue, it's too tight, if they turn brown, it's too loose.
I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend but she said...
I wasn't the Juan.
The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot
When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating
I was going to propose to this girl i have a crush on
But my mom woke me up
The proper way to manage m**... stocks.
Buy high sell higher.
A propeller is actually just a big fan to keep the pilot cool...
when it stops you can watch the pilot start sweating
What's the proper way to say goodbye to a room full of German britches?
Lederhosen.
What is the proper way to explore Italy?
You Rome.
I proposed to a climatologist I've met a few weeks ago
She said we should just go out for now, but I think she's warming up to the idea
How to properly use the phrase "Fire in the hole!"
Step 1: Eat 4 spicy turkey burritos…
What's the proper punctuation for a negative pregnancy test?
A period.
How do you properly tell a joke about r**...?
You ask for permission first, then you tell it anyway
What's the proper name for a gay couch?
A homosectional.
What did the prophet say to the other prophet?
"Hey, are you still working on that novel?"
So I proposed a new bill to my congressman that would deport 1,000,000 Mexicans and 1 chicken
When he asked about the chicken I said "See no one cares about the Mexicans"
A propeller is a big fan
A jet's propeller is basically just a big fan to cool down the pilot. Once it stops spinning, you can see him start sweating.
What is the proper term for a lover of East Indian cuisine who doesn't deviate from the norm?
A naan conformist.
You should never propose on top of a mountain...
It's all downhill from there.
My proposal for the new state motto of Mississippi was denied.
"We're all one big happy family."
What is the proper way to address a lawyer that graduated last in his class?
"Your Honor..."
I propose a change to California's flag
This time it will be a bear but with no arms!
"What is the propeller on the plane for?"
"It's to keep the pilot cool" said the flight instructor.
"I don't think so", replies the kid.
"If you take off the propeller you will see the pilot sweating"
What did the Prophet Muhammad call his baby sheep?
Is-lamb.
Proper Etiquette
Q: Is it proper etiquette to eat chicken with the fingers?
A: No, the fingers should be eaten separately.
I proposed to my girlfriend during a 4 day bender
She said we got married yeterday!
What is the proper way to tell a red head joke?
Gingerly.
I just proposed to my best friend of 25 years
My wife got a bit angry, and Brian also seemed a bit confused
He proposed marriage, because she promised she will make him try different positions
Now he is a husband, a driver, a cook, a gardener and a plumber.
What is the proper term for a nation without coherent leadership?
Unpresidented
The United States is currently in an unpresidented situation.
I had to really consider my boyfriend's proposal before giving an answer.
On one hand, I'd get a really nice ring.
On the other hand, I wouldn't.
Not properly prescripted
- Granny, have you seen my pills? They are oval shaped with the initials "l**..." engraved on 'em.
- F*c**... them, darling! Can't you see there is a dragon in our kitchen?!
Proper parsing
Is "b**..." one word, or should I spread them apart?
Proper Grammar, Guys
Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle j**... a horse and helping your uncle j**... a horse.
I proposed to my wife while in Florence...
... I can't say either of them were particularly impressed.
What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?
A booffalo.
You know what p**... is?
It's when a British person takes a good look at something
I don't know how to properly explain what an 'Art Thief' is
but you get the picture
[Prop comedy] When you're at a formal event,
roll up both ends of your tie and ask, "Which end do you think's gonna unfurl the fastest?"
After they make their guess (or sarcastic remark)--pause for effect--create the atmosphere-- and let them drop!
They'll look at the tie first, then slowly pan up to your goofy grin..
and that's when you raise your arms and exclaim, "It's a ***TIE***!!"
Always use a proper deck of cards
A little while ago some friends and I wanted to play poker but only had a set of tarot cards.
I got a full house and 3 people died...
Went to visit my ol dad at the nursing home.
We sat quietly on the porch as he never was much of a talker. A nurse diligently stood by his side keeping an eye on him, every so often he'd start to slide sideways and she'd give him a gentle push to prop him up. I asked how he was doing and he said the place was fine, they just won't let him f**....
Just proposed and thought to myself..
I can no longer say I'm really focused now I have to say I'm really engaged
Proper use of capital letters
It's the difference between helping grandpa j**... a horse and helping grandpa j**... a horse.
A propper pirate walks into a bar, wearing his pirate hat, eye patch, old guns by his hip, of course also a hook and all these kind of things. The barmaid asks him:
What the h**... happened to you?! Why do you have a hook?! He replies: „Ah well its just one of these war stories, you know.. lost my hand in a fight.
„Wow! And how did you get the eye patch? sais she.
„Oh, that is because seagull s**... into my eye there once.
The barmaid responds: „What?! But nobody loses his eyesight from this?!
„Yes that is true.. answers the pirate, „..but at that point I only had the hook since 3 days.
I proposed to my girlfriend at the gym and she said "no."
I guess it didn't workout.
I know what a p**... is
It's when British people take a really good look at things
What is p**...?
It's when a British person has a good look at something
A propper pirate walks into a bar, wearing his pirate hat, eye patch, old guns by his hip, of course also a hook and all these kind of things. The barmaid asks him:
What the h**... happened to you?! Why do you have a hook?! He replies: „Ah well its just one of these war stories, you know.. lost my hand in a fight.
„Wow! And how did you get the eye patch? sais she.
„Oh, that is because seagull s**... into my eye there once.
The barmaid responds: „What?! But nobody loses his eyesight from this?!
„Yes that is true.. answers the pirate, „..but at that point I only had the hook since 3 days.
What's the proper definition of the word p**...' ?
When an Australian person takes a good look at something.
what is the propeller used for on an airplane?
Many people dont know this, but is actually for air conditioning, if u ever get to see it, when the propeller stops the pilot suddenly starts sweating
Putin's propagandists on TV said nuclear war is fine because patriotic Russians will go to Heaven.
Heaven heard it and immediately applied to join NATO!
Grandpa's 100th birthday party was not a huge success.
The family wheeled him in his chair out onto the lawn for a picnic. When he slowly started to lean to the right, his daughter stuffed a pillow on his right side to prop him up. A bit later, he started leaning to the left. His son straightened him up and stuffed a pillow on his left side. Soon he started tilting forward. This time his other son caught him and tied a pillow around his waist.
A few minutes later, his grandson arrived. He said, Hey, Grandpa! How's life treating you?
Terrible, he said. They won't let me f**....
I was about to propose to my girlfriend at the bar, but the lights suddenly went out.
So I took a shot in the dark.
Proper English
An Englishman is out walking in the Highlands and gets thirsty, so he stops at a river to get some water. He's about to bring the water up to his mouth with his hand when he gets interrupted by a shepherd nearby.
"Dinnae drink oot the river, it's foo o' sheep pish!"
The Englishman looks confused and replies, "I'm sorry, my good man, I didn't understand a word of that! I'm English and on a walking holiday!"
The shepherd smirks and says, "I said use both hands; you'll get more water that way!"
How do you properly greet a very fancy duck as you walk by?
M'lard
