The Best 46 Prop Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prop jokes. There are some prop propeller jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prop bak puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Prop Jokes and Puns

I proposed my Russian girlfriend and she said Yes!

For the wedding, my whole family and friends flew over to her home town of Moscow.

It was a beautiful ceremony, however I did find some things strange. For instance, the priest never said, "You may now kiss the bride", but I just assumed it was purely an American thing and didn't mind.

Later during the reception, we were both starving and decided to head over to the buffet to get food. On the way we passed the drink table, where about six people were waiting to get a fruity drink from a bowl.

As we passed, they all said in unison, "You may now kiss the bride!" My wife got giddy and gave me a big kiss, which I of course returned.

As we walked away I asked, "Why did *they* tell us to kiss and not the priest?"

My wife answered,

"In Soviet Russia, the punchline tells you!"

I proposed to my ex-wife today

She said no, she thinks I'm just after my money

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Prop joke, What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

What is the proper term for 'gangster pee'?

Gee Whiz.

Which prophet said "Let my molecules flow?"

Osmoses


The two Propositional Logic professors at a local university are named Professor P and Professor Q.

Police question Professor P about the identity of a criminal who has committed a series of heinous acts. P implies Q.

Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool?

Don't believe me?

Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!

Prop joke, Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool?

What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?

I'm a big fan.

Proper diaper fitting

If the baby's legs turn blue, it's too tight, if they turn brown, it's too loose.

I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend but she said...

I wasn't the Juan.

The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot

When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating

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The proper way to manage marijuana stocks.

Buy high sell higher.

A propeller is actually just a big fan to keep the pilot cool...

when it stops you can watch the pilot start sweating

What is the proper way to explore Italy?

You Rome.

How do you properly tell a joke about rape?

You ask for permission first, then you tell it anyway

What's the proper name for a gay couch?

A homosectional.

Prop joke, What's the proper name for a gay couch?

So I proposed a new bill to my congressman that would deport 1,000,000 Mexicans and 1 chicken

When he asked about the chicken I said "See no one cares about the Mexicans"

A propeller is a big fan

A jet's propeller is basically just a big fan to cool down the pilot. Once it stops spinning, you can see him start sweating.

There was a thief that went to a theater to steal an expensive prop...

But what he really stole was the spotlight.


My proposal for the new state motto of Mississippi was denied.

"We're all one big happy family."

I propose a change to California's flag

This time it will be a bear but with no arms!

Did you know...

...that the prop on the front of a plane is just a big fan to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actully see the pilot sweating.

"What is the propeller on the plane for?"

"It's to keep the pilot cool" said the flight instructor.

"I don't think so", replies the kid.

"If you take off the propeller you will see the pilot sweating"

I proposed to my girlfriend during a 4 day bender

She said we got married yeterday!

What is the proper way to tell a red head joke?

Gingerly.

I just proposed to my best friend of 25 years

My wife got a bit angry, and Brian also seemed a bit confused

He proposed marriage, because she promised she will make him try different positions

Now he is a husband, a driver, a cook, a gardener and a plumber.

I had to really consider my boyfriend's proposal before giving an answer.

On one hand, I'd get a really nice ring.

On the other hand, I wouldn't.

Not properly prescripted

- Granny, have you seen my pills? They are oval shaped with the initials "LSD" engraved on 'em.

- F*ck them, darling! Can't you see there is a dragon in our kitchen?!

Proper parsing

Is "buttcheeks" one word, or should I spread them apart?

Props to my 7 year old nephew for this one. What do you call a spicy pig?

Peppa.

Proper Grammar, Guys

Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

I proposed to my wife while in Florence...

... I can't say either of them were particularly impressed.

What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?

A booffalo.

You know what propaganda is?

It's when a British person takes a good look at something

I don't know how to properly explain what an 'Art Thief' is

but you get the picture

[Prop comedy] When you're at a formal event,

roll up both ends of your tie and ask, "Which end do you think's gonna unfurl the fastest?"

After they make their guess (or sarcastic remark)--pause for effect--create the atmosphere-- and let them drop!

They'll look at the tie first, then slowly pan up to your goofy grin..

and that's when you raise your arms and exclaim, "It's a ***TIE***!!"

Always use a proper deck of cards

A little while ago some friends and I wanted to play poker but only had a set of tarot cards.

I got a full house and 3 people died...

Went to visit my ol dad at the nursing home.

We sat quietly on the porch as he never was much of a talker. A nurse diligently stood by his side keeping an eye on him, every so often he'd start to slide sideways and she'd give him a gentle push to prop him up. I asked how he was doing and he said the place was fine, they just won't let him fart.

Just proposed and thought to myself..

I can no longer say I'm really focused now I have to say I'm really engaged

Proper use of capital letters

It's the difference between helping grandpa jack off a horse and helping grandpa Jack off a horse.

A propper pirate walks into a bar, wearing his pirate hat, eye patch, old guns by his hip, of course also a hook and all these kind of things. The barmaid asks him:

What the hell happened to you?! Why do you have a hook?! He replies: β€žAh well its just one of these war stories, you know.. lost my hand in a fight.
β€žWow! And how did you get the eye patch? sais she.
β€žOh, that is because seagull shit into my eye there once.
The barmaid responds: β€žWhat?! But nobody loses his eyesight from this?!
β€žYes that is true.. answers the pirate, β€ž..but at that point I only had the hook since 3 days.

I proposed to my girlfriend at the gym and she said "no."

I guess it didn't workout.

I know what a propaganda is

It's when British people take a really good look at things

What is propaganda?

It's when a British person has a good look at something

A propper pirate walks into a bar, wearing his pirate hat, eye patch, old guns by his hip, of course also a hook and all these kind of things. The barmaid asks him:

What the hell happened to you?! Why do you have a hook?! He replies: β€žAh well its just one of these war stories, you know.. lost my hand in a fight.
β€žWow! And how did you get the eye patch? sais she.
β€žOh, that is because seagull shit into my eye there once.
The barmaid responds: β€žWhat?! But nobody loses his eyesight from this?!
β€žYes that is true.. answers the pirate, β€ž..but at that point I only had the hook since 3 days.

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