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the proof is in the Putin.
The proof is in the pudding
It says in the Bible that they all traveled in one accord!
Over the years, unfortunately, the sun's harsh cosmic rays have bleached the flag completely white. So, any future visitors to the moon will no longer be able to find any proof that the *US* went to the moon, since the only flag left is the French flag.
And that's proof of the racism that still exists in America today. I mean, just because he's black, doesn't mean he was going to go and shoot everybody.
I mean, I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone.
A man went to his lawyer and told him, 'My neighbour owes me Β£500 and he won't pay up. What should I do?' 'Do you have any proof he owes you the money?' asked the lawyer. 'Nope,' replied the man. 'OK, then write him a letter asking him for the Β£1,000 he owed you,' said the lawyer. 'But it's only Β£500,' replied the man. 'Precisely. That's what he will reply and then you'll have your proof!'
A husband wrote the following to his wife: "I'm having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."
Caitlyn Jenner winning woman of the year is proof that men are the best at everything. Including being women.
Every atheist becomes a theist if you give them a little space
I guess the proof was in the pudding
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They're impeckable.
Proof that black knives matter?
Hillary supporters spam social media for cash, while Bernie supporters do it for free.
A philosophy major writes a long eloquent response but doesn't bother to actually answer the question.
A math major makes a formal proof that 2=2 and that addition is commutative before using the squeeze theorem to prove that 4β€2+2β€4.
An engineering major knows the answer is 4 but writes down 5 just to be safe.
With an Al-Gore-rithm
I like to think that whatever I wrote the first time around is already perefct.
I WAS SHOCKED!
If you're ever feeling lonely, watch a horror movie. You won't feel alone anymore.
He just registered to vote in Chicago
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He calls her from his work all the time asking where she is. She always tells him that she's in the kitchen preparing food. And so he asks her to turn on the mixer for proof, which she does.
One day he called his son and asked him where his mom is. His son said: "She went out like everyday... and took the mixer with her."
Standing on an Ikea podium from *Sweden*, behind bullet proof by Saint Gobain Glass from *France*, smiling at a 4K Sony *Japanese* Video camera, speaking into a Dolby Sennheiser *German* microphone, with vigorous hand gestures giving a glimpse of a Rolex under the cuff made in *Switzerland*
he patriotically said ..*"Buy American, Hire American, Stop Immigrants".* while standing beside a *Slovenian wife*
In marvels luke cage everyone thinks that luke has super powers because he's bullet proof.
But bullet proof black people isn't a super power it's straight up evolution.
The proof is in the pudding.
Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot everyone.
But I won't believe that until I have proof.
During most of the speeches Obama gave, he was behind bullet proof glass? I know he was black and all, but I doubt he would of shot anyone.
"World is Flat". Jhonny said.
"How can you say that without any proof, Jhonny?" Amy replied.
"You're my world, Amy", he replied.
It's impeccableβ¦
There's Life Vests - designed to protect a person from drowning.
There's Bullet Proof Vests - designed to protect a person from bullets.
There's High Visibility Safety Vests - designed to protect a person from getting hit while near traffic.
There's Leather Vests - designed to protect a person from road rash when laying down their motorcycle.
And there's Sweater Vests - designed to protect a person from women.
Want proof? Lock them both in the trunk of your car. Let them out an hour later and see which one is happy to see you.
No woman would ever wear the same outfit every year.
Everyone refers to him as father , but no one's ever seen him
It worked.
Just because he's a White guy with mental health issues doesn't mean he's gonna start shooting up the crowd
He loved Gospel, he called everyone 'Brother', and he couldn't get a fair trial.
No man should ever choose a woman when we can get himself a dog.
Want proof?
Next time they misbehave put your dog and your woman in the garage for an hour and lock the door. Which one is happy to see you when you come back?
There's literally zero proof.
Life vests protect you from drowning.
Bullet proof vests protect you from getting shot.
Reflective vests protect you from getting hit when you are near a road.
And sweater vests protect you from women.
Now thanks to COVID-19 I have proof!
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'What should I do?'
'Do you have any proof he owes you the money?' asked the lawyer.
'Nope,' replied the man.
'OK, then write him a letter asking him for the βΉ1,00000 he owed you,' said the lawyer.
'But it's only βΉ50000,' replied the man.
'Precisely. That's what he will reply and then you'll have your proof!'
I can't find any tickets as proof but her friends tell me almost every day that she is getting nailed by 2 cops.
Yeah, and he's going to be turning them in soon. He just finished printing them, and is waiting for the ink to dry.
At least the beer has proof.
Proof.
He's got 23 million more Twitter followers than Trump.
Proof
My dog, Case, swallowed my proof of car insurance. It's really no big deal though. My insurance is just in Case.
But they always find a way back in
Proof by induction.
He had suspected that this had been happening, but he finally had his proof. He held up a copy of the newspaper, and in the sports section, there was an article about an employee, who had supposedly been sick, winning a golf tournament.
Wow said someone in the back. Imagine the score he could've gotten if he wasn't sick
My wife went on a business trip and on the plane they made her wear a mask -- and now she has chlamydia!
If my understanding of transubstantiation is correct, Jesus is a cracker.
My wife went on a trip to her sister's.
On the plane they made her wear a mask.
Didn't do shit - she got chlamydia anyway!
Two weeks ago, my wife went on a business trip, and she had to wear a mask the whole time - and now she has chlamydia!
They call it ice
If you scream at it, it runs away
If you take off its legs then scream at it, it wont run
70% of the earth is water.
All that water is uncarbonated.
The earth is flat.
[Probably already been seen here, just found this sub and wanted to share my best]
But only proof of steak.
Proof of perches
Played recording of three messages on answering machine left by Alexander Graham Bell.
A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won't pay up. What should I do?"
"Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer.
"Nope," replied the man.
"OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer.
"But it's only $500," replied the man.
"Precisely. That's what he will reply and then you'll have your proof!"
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