pronunciation Jokes

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What are the best Pronunciation puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Pronunciation? Well here is a complete list of Pronunciation to have fun with:

An American couple are on holiday traveling through Wales

On their way they see a sign for a place called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and decide to head there for something to eat. As they make their way there they debate the pronunciation of the town's name.

They stop for lunch and one tourist asks the cashier, Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? The Cashier nods.

Would you please pronounce where we are for us – very slowly?

The cashier leans over the counter and says, Buurrrrgerrrrr Kinnnnggg.

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A guy is flying to Hawaii...

He's unsure of the pronunciation, not sure if its "Hawaii" or "Havaii", so when he gets off of the plane, he looks for a local.

He finds a guy that appears to be a local and asks him, "is it pronounced 'Hawaii' or 'Havaii'?"

The local responds "Havaii!"

The traveler then says thank you, that he was really confused and the local really cleared things up and the local replies "you're velcome!"

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Studies show gif pronunciation highly correlated with being a caring mother . . .

Choosy moms choose "jiff".

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling
2. Pronunciation

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Do you know why the spanish letter "j" is pronounced as "h"?

because Francisco Franco made a typo and didn't want to admit his mistake. He forced the people to change the pronunciation instead of admitting he was fallible.

[ Hahah..an original joke you guys, can you believe it? I had to google Spanish dictator and Francisco Franco was the name that came up]

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a wife and husband are taking a trip to...

a husband and wife wanted to take a trip somewhere. after much argument, they decided to go to Hawaii. on the flight there, they were arguing about the pronunciation of the word Hawaii. the wife insisted, "it's pronounced havaii." the husband argued, " NO! its hawaii!" they both agreed to ask the first person they see after they get off the plane.

when they get off, they ask a man the name of the island. the man replies "havaii." "I TOLD YOU!" the wife gloats. "thank you, sir!" she smirks. the man tips his hat and replies "you're velcome."

EDIT-got help from my brother. i suck at writing.

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CONCLUSION

You've read some of the best pronunciation jokes of all time. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise kids not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty pronunciation gags to your kids. These jokes are updated with new ones in December 2019.

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