The Best 35 Pronouns Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Pronouns jokes. There are some pronouns linguistics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pronouns setups puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Pronouns Jokes and Puns
What are a male donkey's pronouns?
He / haw
i sexually identify as a donkey
my pronouns are he/haw
My uncle's joke he just came up with: What are chocolate's preferred pronouns?
Her, She
What's chocolate's preferred pronouns?
Her/she
I got an eye roll from the wife on this one. I guess that's the dad joke seal of approval.
Is it just me
or are there other personal pronouns?
Do you know what a chocolate's pronouns are?
Her/She
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My personal pronouns are he/hee
When I was a kid my English teacher looked my way and said, "name two pronouns."
I said, " who, me?"
I sexually identify as chocolate
My pronouns are Her-She
What pronouns do Amber Heard's lawyers prefer?
Hear/say
The Military recently announced the adoption of gender-neutral pronouns for all members.
Members will be allowed to choose from three options:
* Cannon-fodder
* Expendable
* Dead
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Did you hear what Emma Watson's new pronouns are?
(Her, My & He)
I identify as a chocolate bar
My pronouns are her/shey
I identify as an ambulance
My pronouns are wee/woo
What do you call someone who was dropped on their head as a baby?
Hard to say- every one of them has their own pronouns now.
I identify as Michael Jackson
My pronouns are he/hee
What were Jesus Christ's pronouns?
He/Hymn
What are Michael Jackson's preferred pronouns?
He/He
My 13 year old daughter just told me she identifies as Michael Jackson
And her pronouns are hee hee
I'm Jewish and Nonbinary.
My pronouns are oy/they.
I have begun identifying as a Michael Jackson impersonator
My pronouns are now hee/hee
Name two pronouns..
Who, me??
I identify as sarcastic.
My pronouns are har/har
I am tired of keeping track of so many pronouns. Apparently now they have specific pronouns for Russian army....
was/were
I'm a cowboy but my pronouns are
Ye/Haw
What's a chocolate bars preferred pronouns?
Her/she
I am so boring
my pronouns are ho/hum.
what is a male vampire's pronouns in the sunlight?
he/hiss
How does Michael Jackson say his pronouns?
He/he
Did you hear about the Donkey that changed it's gender pronouns?
They now prefer Hee/Haw
What are a chocolate kiss' preferred pronouns?
Her/she
What are Dolores Umbridge's pronouns?
*Hem/hem*
You're so fat
Your pronouns are Hershey
Eeyore recently changed genders...
His pronouns are he/haw.
What gender pronouns does choclate prefer
Her/she
(Not my joke)
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We suggest to use only working pronouns english piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.