The Best 35 Pronouns Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pronouns jokes. There are some pronouns linguistics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pronouns setups puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Pronouns Jokes and Puns

What are a male donkey's pronouns?

He / haw

i sexually identify as a donkey

my pronouns are he/haw

My uncle's joke he just came up with: What are chocolate's preferred pronouns?

Her, She

What's chocolate's preferred pronouns?

Her/she

I got an eye roll from the wife on this one. I guess that's the dad joke seal of approval.

Is it just me

or are there other personal pronouns?


Do you know what a chocolate's pronouns are?

Her/She

I sexually identify as Michael Jackson

My personal pronouns are he/hee

Pronouns joke, I sexually identify as Michael Jackson

When I was a kid my English teacher looked my way and said, "name two pronouns."

I said, " who, me?"

I sexually identify as chocolate

My pronouns are Her-She

What pronouns do Amber Heard's lawyers prefer?

Hear/say

The Military recently announced the adoption of gender-neutral pronouns for all members.

Members will be allowed to choose from three options:

* Cannon-fodder
* Expendable
* Dead

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Did you hear what Emma Watson's new pronouns are?

(Her, My & He)

I identify as a chocolate bar

My pronouns are her/shey

I identify as an ambulance

My pronouns are wee/woo

What do you call someone who was dropped on their head as a baby?

Hard to say- every one of them has their own pronouns now.

I identify as Michael Jackson

My pronouns are he/hee

Pronouns joke, I identify as Michael Jackson

What were Jesus Christ's pronouns?

He/Hymn

What are Michael Jackson's preferred pronouns?

He/He

My 13 year old daughter just told me she identifies as Michael Jackson

And her pronouns are hee hee


I'm Jewish and Nonbinary.

My pronouns are oy/they.

I have begun identifying as a Michael Jackson impersonator

My pronouns are now hee/hee

Name two pronouns..

Who, me??

I identify as sarcastic.

My pronouns are har/har

I am tired of keeping track of so many pronouns. Apparently now they have specific pronouns for Russian army....

was/were

I'm a cowboy but my pronouns are

Ye/Haw

What's a chocolate bars preferred pronouns?

Her/she

Pronouns joke, What's a chocolate bars preferred pronouns?

I am so boring

my pronouns are ho/hum.

what is a male vampire's pronouns in the sunlight?

he/hiss

How does Michael Jackson say his pronouns?

He/he

Did you hear about the Donkey that changed it's gender pronouns?

They now prefer Hee/Haw

What are a chocolate kiss' preferred pronouns?

Her/she

What are Dolores Umbridge's pronouns?

*Hem/hem*

You're so fat

Your pronouns are Hershey

Eeyore recently changed genders...

His pronouns are he/haw.

What gender pronouns does choclate prefer

Her/she
(Not my joke)

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