The Best 35 Pronouns Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Pronouns jokes. There are some pronouns linguistics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pronouns setups puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Pronouns Jokes and Puns
What are a male donkey's pronouns?
He / haw
My uncle's joke he just came up with: What are chocolate's preferred pronouns?
Her, She
Is it just me
or are there other personal pronouns?
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My personal pronouns are he/hee
When I was a kid my English teacher looked my way and said, "name two pronouns."
I said, " who, me?"
I sexually identify as chocolate
My pronouns are Her-She
The Military recently announced the adoption of gender-neutral pronouns for all members.
Members will be allowed to choose from three options:
* Cannon-fodder
* Expendable
* Dead
Did you hear what Emma Watson's new pronouns are?
(Her, My & He)
I identify as an ambulance
My pronouns are wee/woo
What do you call someone who was dropped on their head as a baby?
Hard to say- every one of them has their own pronouns now.
I identify as Michael Jackson
My pronouns are he/hee
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I'm Jewish and Nonbinary.
My pronouns are oy/they.
Name two pronouns..
Who, me??
Eeyore recently changed genders...
His pronouns are he/haw.
My high school English teacher was so mean!
She would walk around the classroom and stop to ask students random grammar questions. I remember this one time she was walking by my desk and she stopped, pointed at me and said "Quick, name 2 pronouns!"
Startled, I looked at her and replied "who, me?"
German pronouns are hard to learn
They're a real du Sie.
What are the pronouns for someone who identifies as an attack helicopter?
Apache/Apachim
Politically correct
I identify as as a comedian
My pronouns are HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE
What pronouns does Rosemary like to go by?
She/Herb.
What are Perry The Platypus' pronouns?
Do Be Do/Be Do Bah
What pronouns does a Chicagoan use to identify as non-binary?
Dey or dem
Why can't trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Teacher: Johnny, can you tell me 2 pronouns? There were two boys named Johnny so one of them says:
"Who? Me?"
Finally a correct answer Johnny..
I'm all for people, places, and things.
I guess you could say I am pronouns.
My grade school teacher said to me "Name two pronouns".
Only half paying attention to the lecture, I replied "Who, me?"
I ran into my old English teacher the other day. She asked me to name two pronouns.
I said "who, me?"
Why did the transgender teacher get angry with her students?
They were using the wrong pronouns.
I'm still learning my pronouns...
But that is neither here nor there.
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My pronouns are he/hee
A girl walks into a chocolate shop to buy a personalized box of chocolates.
The man at the counter says: What are your pronouns?
The girl says: Hershey.
I sexually identify as a giant..
..my pronouns are Fee, Fi, Fo, and Fum
Do people with multiple personalities prefer…
…to be referred to as plural pronouns or singular pronouns?
What do you say when someone asks you your preferred pronouns?
"See you never, bye, and goodbye!"
In the War of the Pronouns
It's us against them.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
he/hee
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pronouns grammatical jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working pronouns english piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.