The Best 14 Pronouncing Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pronouncing jokes. There are some pronouncing diction jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pronouncing esto puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pronouncing Jokes and Puns

If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,

Then soviet.

So I was teaching my brother English...

I told him to skip the first "H" when reading or pronouncing words (e.g. honour, hour, honest etc.) Later that day I told him to heat my lunch in the microwave... let's just say I didn't have any lunch.

If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound like a commie

Then soviet

Pronouncing joke, If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound like a commie

They tried to stop me from pronouncing business "busyness"

But i will not be silent anymore

Why do you only need to say 'q' when pronouncing 'queue'

Because they're waiting for their turn


The key to pronouncing a word in French

...is to try to say it the way it's written, and then surrender halfway through.

Her: I'm sorry sir, your dad was pronounced dead.

Me: I can't believe I've been pronouncing it wrong all this time!

Pronouncing joke, Her: I'm sorry sir, your dad was pronounced dead.

Keep your eyes out for the early signs of a psychopath:

1) Obsession with setting fires
2) Persistent bedwetting past the age of 5
3) Cruelty to animals
4) Pronouncing "GIF" with a soft "G"

My wife told me to hurry home for a quickie.

Turns out she has trouble pronouncing the word quiche.

Did you hear about the man running a marathon on the afghanistan border? He actually went 3 miles further...

I guess Iran* a little too far

*I'm pronouncing it "e-ran"

Skert Sterpp

Scott Stapp pronouncing his own name.

You can explore pronouncing verb reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pronouncing pronunciation dad jokes. There are also pronouncing puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


"We are doing a seance tonight"

-"A seance?! No! Oh God no! All this time I have been pronouncing it as "seoncy"

What do you get when you combine an octopus and a bear?

You get a Frenchman pronouncing October

I had a friend who was in denial, and I was right...

...although I had been pronouncing it wrong, he was in Daniel.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pronouncing slur jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pronouncing syllable piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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