The Best 16 Pronounced Differently Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pronounced Differently jokes. There are some pronounced differently jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pronounced differently puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Pronounced Differently Jokes and Puns

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a seamstress and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce the word "sewer".

How do you tell the difference between an adult film star and a psychiatrist?

Ask them to pronounce the word analyzed.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a chemical factory worker?

Write down the word *'unionized'* and ask them to pronounce it.

A Comparison of the Different Languages

**French**: This chair is feminine. "La Chaise"

**Italian**: This chair is feminine! "La Sedia"

**German**: This chair is masculine. "Der Stuhl"

**English**: This chair is an object, I don't see how it has a gender.

**Japanese**: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up calling your mother a pair of rotten testicles instead.


How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a construction worker?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What's the difference between a pipe fitter and a chemical engineer?

They way they pronounce unionized.

How do you tell the difference between a construction worker and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce the following word:

"U-N-I-O-N-I-Z-E-D"

How do you tell the difference between a chemis and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized"

What's the difference between a Vase (pronounced: veys) & Vase (pronounced: vahs)?

A vahs is more expensive than a veys

How do you tell the difference between a deaf person and someone that can hear?

Get them to pronounce anything.

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How do you tell the difference between a priest and a mathematician?

Ask them to pronounce sin.

How do you tell the difference between my mom and Sean Connery

By the way they pronounce LETITSNOW

How do you tell the difference between a gay man and someone in law enforcement?

How they pronounce CATCHTHESEMEN

What's the difference between a Swede, an American, and a Korean?

Ask them to pronounce and define
Bae .

How do you tell the difference between a nurse and a lawyer?

By how they pronounce the word invalid.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pronounced differently jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pronounced differently piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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