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  1. My annual cake day joke repost - how can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized
  2. How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer? Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
  3. How do you tell the difference between a chemist and an electrician? Ask them how they pronounce unionized.
  4. I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
  5. How do you tell the difference between a seamstress and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word "sewer".
  6. How do you tell the difference between an adult film star and a psychiatrist? Ask them to pronounce the word analyzed.
  7. How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a chemical factory worker? Write down the word *'unionized'* and ask them to pronounce it.
  8. How do you tell the difference between a construction worker and a scientist? The way they pronounce unionized.
  9. How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a construction worker? Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
  10. What's the difference between a pipe fitter and a chemical engineer? They way they pronounce unionized.

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A Comparison of the Different Languages

**French**: This chair is feminine. "La Chaise"
**Italian**: This chair is feminine! "La Sedia"
**German**: This chair is masculine. "Der Stuhl"
**English**: This chair is an object, I don't see how it has a gender.
**Japanese**: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up calling your mother a pair of rotten t**... instead.

How do you tell the difference between a construction worker and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce the following word:
"U-N-I-O-N-I-Z-E-D"

How do you tell the difference between a chemis and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized"

What's the difference between a Vase (pronounced: veys) & Vase (pronounced: vahs)?

A vahs is more expensive than a veys

How do you tell the difference between a deaf person and someone that can hear?

Get them to pronounce anything.

How do you tell the difference between a priest and a mathematician?

Ask them to pronounce sin.