The Best 44 Pronoun Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Pronoun jokes. There are some pronoun verb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pronoun harasser puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Pronoun Jokes and Puns
Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?
It was on a strict diet of worms.
You know you're old when......
you can pronounce the names of your black peers.
How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?
Your's is possessive
How do you pronounce "nihilism?"
It doesn't matter
I saw a couple of adjectives and a pronoun nervously smoking outside court yesterday.
Probably awaiting sentencing.
What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?
Beets me.
What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?
A pro-noun!
I consider myself to be...
a reflexive pronoun.
I can't help but pronounce A, E, I, O, and U very aggressivley.
I think I have irrititable vowel syndrome.
A liberal arts student walks into a bar.
(Insert pronoun here) can't buy anything.
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,
Then soviet.
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If 'womb' is pronounced as 'woom' and 'tomb, as' 'toom'
Shouldn't 'bomb' be pronounced 'boom'?
I identify as all real numbers.
Call me by my new pronoun:
xeR
How do you pronounce oddly spelt Welsh words?
Caerphilly
Name two pronouns..
Who, me??
How do you pronounce "Aunt"?
"Ont", "Ant", or "Goldnt"?
Is it only me or?
is there any other pronoun used by a speaker to refer to himself or herself as the object of a verb or preposition?
Do you pronounce it I-ther or EE-ther?
Either.
Is it pronounced jiff or giff?
Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight.
Some pronounce it as gif, others say gif but the correct way is actually
gif
Let me tell you a little about myself...
It's a reflexive pronoun that means 'me'...
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound like a commie
Then soviet
How do you pronounce nihilist? Like Ni-Hil-List? Or Nigh-Hill-Ist?
Never mind. It doesn't matter.
If we pronounce gif as "jif"
What was Michael Jackson's preferred pronoun?
Hehe!
It should always be pronounced "Gif"
Unless you're a choosy mom. Choosy moms choose "Jif".
Is it pronounced either or either?
either way is fine
You should pronounce "gif" like the g in gigantic...
Or the "g" in "gullible".
How do you pronounce XXXTentacion?
Dead.
How do you pronounce XXXTentaction?
According to all the news sources he is pronounced dead
If you don't know how to pronounce the "g" in "gif"...
it's pronounced just like the "g" in "gigantic"
Why do you only need to say 'q' when pronouncing 'queue'
Because they're waiting for their turn
To pronounce the word, Queue ,you only have to pronounce the letter Q because....
...All the other letter are waiting in line
What is Michael Jackson's preferred pronoun?
Hee-hee
What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?
What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?
Ag I tat Ed.
I'm veeeerrrryyyyy agitated.
How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Louie-ville or Louis-ville?
It's Frankfort.
Why don't we pronounce k in knowledge
We haven't acknowledged it yet
I'll walk myself out
What pronouns does Rosemary like to go by?
She/Herb.
It's pronounced school
Not shooting range
How do you pronounce neither. Is it neither or neither?
Neither.
What is a pronoun?
Yes. It can also be an adverb.
What is Pink Floyd's gender pronoun
Us/them.
What are the pronouns for someone who identifies as an attack helicopter?
Apache/Apachim
I just can't pronounce `Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn`, but I'm trying to do better -
I just signed up for an online course called `Hooked on Cthonics`
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We suggest to use only working pronoun reproductive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.