Hilarious Fun Pronoun Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?
It was on a strict diet of worms.
How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?
Your's is possessive
How do you pronounce "nihilism?"
It doesn't matter
I saw a couple of adjectives and a pronoun nervously smoking outside court yesterday.
Probably awaiting sentencing.
What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?
Beets me.
What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?
A pro-noun!
I can't help but pronounce A, E, I, O, and U very aggressivley.
I think I have irrititable vowel syndrome.
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,
Then soviet.
If 'womb' is pronounced as 'woom' and 'tomb, as' 'toom'
Shouldn't 'bomb' be pronounced 'boom'?
How do you pronounce oddly spelt Welsh words?
Caerphilly
Name two pronouns..
Who, me??
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How do you pronounce "Aunt"?
"Ont", "Ant", or "Goldnt"?
Do you pronounce it I-ther or EE-ther?
Either.
Is it pronounced jiff or giff?
Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight.
Some pronounce it as gif, others say gif but the correct way is actually
gif
Let me tell you a little about myself...
It's a reflexive pronoun that means 'me'...
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound like a commie
Then soviet
What was Michael Jackson's preferred pronoun?
Hehe!
It should always be pronounced "Gif"
Unless you're a choosy mom. Choosy moms choose "Jif".
You should pronounce "gif" like the g in gigantic...
Or the "g" in "gullible".
How do you pronounce XXXTentacion?
Dead.
How do you pronounce XXXTentaction?
According to all the news sources he is pronounced dead
If you don't know how to pronounce the "g" in "gif"...
it's pronounced just like the "g" in "gigantic"
Why do you only need to say 'q' when pronouncing 'queue'
Because they're waiting for their turn
To pronounce the word, Queue ,you only have to pronounce the letter Q because....
...All the other letter are waiting in line
What is Michael Jackson's preferred pronoun?
Hee-hee
What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?
What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?
Ag I tat Ed.
I'm veeeerrrryyyyy agitated.
How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Louie-ville or Louis-ville?
It's Frankfort.
Why don't we pronounce k in knowledge
We haven't acknowledged it yet
I'll walk myself out
What pronouns does Rosemary like to go by?
She/Herb.
It's pronounced school
Not shooting range
What is a pronoun?
Yes. It can also be an adverb.
What is Pink Floyd's gender pronoun
Us/them.
What are the pronouns for someone who identifies as an attack helicopter?
Apache/Apachim
I just can't pronounce `Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn`, but I'm trying to do better -
I just signed up for an online course called `Hooked on Cthonics`
What pronouns does a Chicagoan use to identify as non-binary?
Dey or dem
What do you call a professional person, place, or thing?
A pro-noun
I only use one pronoun set.
You/people don't seem to appreciate it
Husband: What's your most hated part of the english language?
Wife: The singular second person personal pronoun.
Husband: What?
Wife: YOU.
Do you know what a chocolate's pronouns are?
Her/She
This possessive pronoun test took forever to finish...
After 3 ours I was finally done.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson prefer?
He/he
Interviewer: What is the one word that defines you?
Me: Pronoun
What pronouns do Amber Heard's lawyers prefer?
Hear/say
What pronouns do comedians use?
He/he/he
My pronouns are Rare/Medium Rare.
And if you don't use these, my feelings and mental health is at steak...
My wife, to our therapist: He always misunderstands simple questions.
Therapist, to me: What does she mean?
Me: It's a feminine pronoun,
