Pronouns Jokes

• Short Pronouns Jokes
• Pronouns One Liners
• Preferred Pronouns Jokes
• Personal Pronouns Jokes
• Reflexive Pronouns Jokes
• More Pronouns Jokes

Funniest Pronouns Short Jokes

Short pronouns jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pronouns humour may include short preferred pronoun jokes also.

1. My wife, to our therapist: He always misunderstands simple questions. Therapist, to me: What does she mean?
   Me: It's a feminine pronoun,
2. I now identify as invisible Although I was born visible, I am now trans-parent. My pronouns are who/where
3. What's chocolate's preferred pronouns? Her/she
   I got an eye roll from the wife on this one. I guess that's the dad joke seal of approval.
4. When I was a kid my English teacher looked my way and said, "name two pronouns." I said, " who, me?"
5. The Military recently announced the adoption of gender-neutral pronouns for all members. Members will be allowed to choose from three options:
   * Cannon-fodder
   * Expendable
   * Dead
6. What do you call someone who was dropped on their head as a baby? Hard to say- every one of them has their own pronouns now.
7. What are Michael Jackson's preferred pronouns? He/He
8. My 13 year old daughter just told me she identifies as Michael Jackson And her pronouns are hee hee
9. I'm Jewish and Nonbinary. My pronouns are oy/they.
10. Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food? It was on a strict diet of worms.
    

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Pronouns One Liners

Which pronouns one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pronouns? I can suggest the ones about they them pronoun and nouns verbs.

1. What are a male donkey's pronouns? He / haw
2. What are a trans parents pronouns Who/where
3. I identify as Schrodinger's cat My pronouns are is/isn't.
4. My uncle's joke he just came up with: What are chocolate's preferred pronouns? Her, She
5. Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns… …or is it just me?
6. Is it just me or are there other personal pronouns?
7. Do you know what a chocolate's pronouns are? Her/She
8. What pronouns do Amber Heard's lawyers prefer? Hear/say
9. What are the preferred pronouns for a Witch He He He
10. I identify as a chocolate bar My pronouns are her/shey
11. Did you hear what Emma Watson's new pronouns are? (Her, My & He)
12. I identify as an ambulance My pronouns are wee/woo
13. What pronouns do comedians use? He/he/he
14. I identify as Michael Jackson My pronouns are he/hee
15. What were Jesus Christ's pronouns? He/Hymn

Preferred Pronouns Jokes

Here is a list of funny preferred pronouns jokes and even better preferred pronouns puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's a chocolate bars preferred pronouns? Her/she
• Did you hear about the Donkey that changed it's gender pronouns? They now prefer Hee/Haw
• What are a chocolate kiss' preferred pronouns? Her/she
• What gender pronouns does choclate prefer Her/she
  (Not my joke)
• What is Michael Jackson's preferred pronoun? Hee-hee
• A joke about pronouns I prefer to be called "thee/thou" because I identify as a Shakespearean cuckold
• What pronouns does Michael Jackson prefer? He/he
• What was Michael Jackson's preferred pronoun? Hehe!
• Do people with multiple personalities prefer… …to be referred to as plural pronouns or singular pronouns?
• What do you say when someone asks you your preferred pronouns? "See you never, bye, and goodbye!"

Personal Pronouns Jokes

Here is a list of funny personal pronouns jokes and even better personal pronouns puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Husband: What's your most hated part of the english language? Wife: The singular second person personal pronoun.
  Husband: What?
  Wife: YOU.
• What are a comedian's personal pronouns? He/he/he
• What are a Jamaican persons pronouns? I and I
• Did you hear about the person who had no pronouns? They were a victim of gender identity theft.
• What do you call a professional person, place, or thing? A pro-noun
• A girl walks into a chocolate shop to buy a personalized box of chocolates. The man at the counter says: What are your pronouns?
  The girl says: Hershey.
• I s**... identify as Michael Jackson My personal pronouns are he/hee

Reflexive Pronouns Jokes

Here is a list of funny reflexive pronouns jokes and even better reflexive pronouns puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Let me tell you a little about myself... It's a reflexive pronoun that means 'me'...
• I consider myself to be... a reflexive pronoun.

Uproarious Pronouns Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about pronouns you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plural jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pronouns pranks.