Prone Jokes

This article examines how prone jokes can help people see the humour in life, even in difficult situations. Learn more about the connotation and accuracy of the terms "accident prone" and "injury prone", and how they can be used in a humorous way. Discover the importance of using these jokes with sensitivity.

Quirky and Hilarious Prone Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

Scientists have discovered a new type of polar bear. It can live in both the North and South poles, is prone to extreme mood swings and has shown interest in other bears of both genders.

It's a bi-polar bipolar bi polar bear

If woman had apostrophes instead of periods, they'd be even more possessive and prone to contractions.

Women are like hex screws

The more damaged they are, the more prone to stripping they become.

So this nun is driving along...

... when suddenly a drunk staggers out into the road in front of her. She skids to a stop, gets out, and scolds him severely, making several derogatory remarks, and angrily lecturing him on how dangerous he was being. The drunk looks at her for a minute, then punches her in the face, knocking her out cold.

Standing over her prone form, the drunk grins triumphantly, and slurs out "Yeah! Not so tough now, are you Batman?".

Why are old printers so musical?

Because they are prone to jamming.

If you're over the age of 40 and prone to frequent trips to the bathroom, I've got bad news…

Urine trouble

Imagine a man, lying down...

... as men are prone to do

Prone joke, Imagine a man, lying down...

What do you call an orthodox jew that is prone to heartburn?

Acidic.

[My apologies]

What do you call an accident prone martial artist?

Bruise Lee

When Gandhi was on his first hunger strike

People would routinely bring him flattened bread in an attempt to get him to eat. What people don't understand though is that Gandhi was actually a very temperamental man, and prone to anger. So even when his friends and family were the ones bringing him bread, he would take it and hurl it at them, sometimes leaving bruises and welts. He justified it by saying it was all a part of his philosophy of naan-violence.

Last year 52 Americans were shot by people who barely speak english, have no marketable skills, and are prone to angry outburst based on their views...

...toddlers are the worst.

You can explore prone accuracy reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean prone trivial dad jokes. There are also prone puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

If trans people are prone to commit suicide and they join the air-force...

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

If I like what you're saying I'll lie down right here...

I'm prone to agree

What do you call unintentional penetration while giving a back massage?

Accident Prone

The worst thing you can be is gullible

My friend told me that means you're prone to random attacks by seagulls

Prone joke, The worst thing you can be is gullible

What Do You Call A Diary Prone To Burning?

Incen-Diary

Studies have shown redheads tend to have poor dental health

Studies have shown redheads tend to have poor dental health.

They are more prone to gingervitis.

Now that a Tesla car is in space, Elon Musk made the space prone to disease.

It's no longer *auto*-immune.

Statistics show that people are most prone to Islamic radicalization at the ages of ....

16, 25, 36, 49, and 64 ....

There once was a family executor

There once was a family executor
Who was heavily prone to non sequitur
For the reading of the will
As the heirs all sat quite still
Cucumber.

How did the trigonometry teacher, prone to waffling, commit suicide?

Before he went off on a tangent, he hanged himself with a hypote-noose.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prone tolerant puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prone tend piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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