Humorous Prompt Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
i tried using an ai to generate a joke with the prompt "two guys walk into a bar"
Two guys walk into a bar.
It's just one, and he's forty.
"what will it be, sir?"
"A water," the guy says.
He takes a sip.
He grimaces and makes a face.
"That's really watery."
"Yes," says the bartender.
"Who was the Windows programmer's favorite hip-hop group?"
"Run-CMD"
(I came up with this one at work after repeatedly opening the command prompt. Not sure if it's been said before, but I hope you enjoy!)
I had an idea for a Writing Prompt where there is an insane asylum full of people who think they are part of a Monty Python skit and quote the lines endlessly.
Someone told me that's called 'college'.
The command prompt was...
...the precursor
Writing Prompt: Man accidentally infiltrates enemy underwater vehicle
Writing prompt: Harambe, Cecil, and Tilikum walk into a bar...
Who has the best punch line?
[Joke Prompt] My hotel shampoo 'flavors' are more exciting than the food served on the airline trip.
I wish I were a funny man - I'm not - so I've got to throw this out there for you funny people to run with...
Checked in to a Hilton Hotel last night, and noticed that the shampoo / conditioners sound better than most of the food offered on the airlines.
* Honey & Coriander Shampoo
* Basil & Mint Conditioner
Got to be a joke in there - run with it.
