Promotion Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Promotion jokes. There are some promotion promo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these promotion turnovers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Cheeky Promotion Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

Man to Lizard: "So I hear you are in flooring sales"

Lizard: I am more in promotion

Man: What do you do?

Lizard: I rep-tile.

Peyton Manning is opening a bakery.

As a special promotion, he's giving away turnovers.

My roofing business is having a great promotion right now...

If you buy one roof, the next one is on the house.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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TIFU by sleeping with my boss

I should be getting a promotion any day now.


Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Did you hear about the COW that got a promotion?

She was out standing in her field.

Promotion joke, Did you hear about the COW that got a promotion?

A restaurant manager gets offered a promotion...

After calling him into his office, the owner of the store tells the manager that he would like to give him the opportunity of being an owner of his own at a location in Canada. "Canada?", the manager says, "The only people in Canada are idiots or hockey players!" The owner becomes very serious, and says "My wife is from Canada." The manager quickly responds, "Oh what team does she play for?"

I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my granddad in that concentration camp during the war.

Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion...

about Jared admitting and Subway

I hear Subway is having a new promotion. They're giving away a six-inch with every kids meal.

My grandfather was treated very badly by the Germans in WW2.

Passed over for promotion time and time again.

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If you sleep with your female boss go get a promotion

You got a raise, to get a raise

The glass eyeball manufacturer is having a promotion

An eye for an eye.

The scarecrow got a promotion

Because he was excellent in his field.

What did the assassin say when his co-worker got the promotion?

I would've killed for that position lol

I'm married to Wonder Woman.

She wonders when I'll grow up.
She wonders when I'll take the garbage out.
She wonders when I'll finally get a promotion.
She wonders why she ever married me.

Promotion joke, I'm married to Wonder Woman.

A King asks two guards to protect his beautiful daughter's virginity...

Unbeknownst to the guards, the king put a trap in his daughter's nether regions.

The next day, the king summons the guards and one showed up with mangled genitals. The King had him executed for making attempts on his daughter.

The other guard, with his manhood intact was offered a promotion for upholding abstinence, to which he replied "hnnnggg"

How can you tell when a white trash guy gets a promotion?

He's got a leather couch on his lawn.

The Promotion

I came home from work last night and told my wife that I've been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ my own private secretary.

"Well, you'd better hire someone who's a bit old, fat and ugly" she said "I don't want you choosing someone who you're going to be tempted to have sex with".

"That's fair enough" I replied "When can you start?"

Why did the drug addict try so hard to get a promotion at work?

He wanted to be Office Head.

A guy reads a sign that says "Free bungee jumping!"

So he goes to the man running the promotion and asks "What's the catch?". "No catch!" says the man. So the guy straps up, jumps and dies.

If you really want a promotion at work, all you have to do is walk into your office shouting, "Vodka! Tequila! Sambuca!" at the top of your lungs...

This will make you the person who calls the shots...

Got a promotion at my fishing job

Went from a baiter to a master baiter

I told my boss I think I deserve a promotion

He said that's why I'm not the boss.

I don't know why millenials always complain about the job market after college

In the 15 years since I graduates I've held 5 entry level positions with every promotion.

My wife was furious when i told her my supervisor offered me a raise in exchange for sex.

I thought she'd be happy I got a promotion.

Promotion joke, My wife was furious when i told her my supervisor offered me a raise in exchange for sex.

I got a promotion at the farm

I'm the new CIEIO

A man ask his wife to tell him how many time she cheated on him when he dies.

The wife accepts.

3 weeks later, the man fakes his death to see his wife reaction.

Wife: Babe, like I promised I'm going to tell you the truth. I only cheated on you twice. Once to get you that job at the bank and the second time to get you that promotion to director.

The man stands up immediately after hearing this.

Man: Honey, can you make me CEO?

Old McDonald got a promotion


I was fired by my boss even though I was given a promotion.

He told me "You've been promoted to customer."

Why did the boss give the hovercraft a promotion?

Because he works tirelessly.

My buddy is really upset at losing a promotion at work to an attractive, older woman.

I said, Don't cry over skilled MILF.

Did you blow it at work?

I hope the promotion was worth the dignity hit.

My wife got a promotion this week

It's called a divorce

My friend was upset that he was passed over for promotion at work by an attractive older colleague.

I said, Don't cry over skilled milf.

The massage parlor up the road was throwing a promotion for repeast customers

They called it a male in rebate

My grandfather was treated very poorly by Nazi's during World War II

Time and time again those bastards screwed him out of a promotion.

I've a joke on promotion at Jobs

But you won't get it

A truck carrying cows and a truck carrying cannabis get into a car accident.

Neither party can agree on who's fault the accident was, so they hire a detective. This is the detective's first day on the job and his boss tells him, If you can solve this case you get a promotion, however if you fail you will be fired. The steaks are high.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was out-standing in his field

Dairy Queen should have had a Harry Potter promotion.

You're a blizzard Dairy.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey, congratulations on the job promotion!" the bartender says. "Thanks. But you know, success in life is kind of like being pregnant," the guy replies. "Everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were screwed."

I'm in line for a promotion and huge pay rise at the Ministry of Defence where I work, after finally perfecting the invisibility suit.

Well they think I have, I've just not turned up for three weeks.

My boss was giving a presentation and no one was asking questions

So my boss says:
The person who asks the first question will get a raise, the second will get a promotion, and the third will get a million dollar

So I raised my hand and said I have three questions

A guy goes into a bar in the middle of the day

It's quiet and practically deserted. He sits alone, thinking about the twists and turns his life has taken. He hears a soft voice:

"Nice tie"

He looks around but he doesn't see anyone. The voice speaks again:

"Great haircut. "

A few moments later:

"Congratulations on your promotion. "

He waves over the bartender to ask her if she hears anything. The bartender says: "That's the pretzels, they're complimentary."

The truth about job promotions

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey, congratulations on the job promotion!" the bartender says. "Thanks. But you know, success in life is kind of like being pregnant," the guy replies. "Everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were screwed."

The board of directors for Old McDonald's Farm has decided to give me a promotion.

I'm the new C-I-E-I-O.

A guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling.

Confused, he asks the bartender why this is.

Well, it's a promotion we are running. If you can jump up and grab one, you get a free New York Strip dinner, on us! But, if you attempt to do so and miss, you gotta buy one for every person here instead.

The guy takes a moment to scan the bar, counting up the number of patrons in his head, before turning to the bartender and replying

Ah, no thanks. The steaks are too high.

Shout out to my dad for telling me this joke dozens of times throughout my life. It never fails to get a laugh outta a new crowd. Thanks Joe, you da best.

I started eating kaiser bread instead of croissants after my work promotion

Everyone's trying to butter me up now with my new roll

Why did the sailor get a promotion when he went to the restroom?

Because he became a loo tenant.

Just got a promotion on the farm

I'm the new C.I.E.I.O

I uninstalled Facebook as i got depressed of seeing my friends post their relationship and marriage

I uninstalled LinkedIn as i got depressed of seeing my colleague post their job change and promotion

I uninstalled instagram as i got depressed of seeing my friends travel and enjoy their lives.

But I'll never uninstall reddit because you guys are more miserable than me .

Why did a blonde turn down a promotion

She didn't wan't to break the glass ceiling

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