Promoter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Promoter jokes. There are some promoter emcee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these promoter ringmaster puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Amusing Promoter Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

A concert promoter was fired for claiming he had the worlds largest piano player booked when he was only 5' 8"...

Just another case of a man lying about the size of his pianist.

A concert promoter walks into a bar

A concert promoter walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Now that they are easing the Covid restrictions have you been able to plan any big events?" the bartender asks. "Well, we're planning a Foreigner reunion concert for later this summer. But we're still going to require mandatory temperature checks for everyone that enters the venue," the promoter says. "If you're hot-blooded, they'll check it and see."

A giant music concert promoter is planning to take a life-like, four-dimensional hologram of Michael Jackson on a world concert tour...

Our thoughts and prayers go out to nearby venue-area hospitals.

I've always really wanted to be a wrestling promoter

I would travel the world, searching for the biggest, blackest guy I could find. I would make a fortune selling him as "DeAndre the Giant"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the promoter sponsor puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working promoter display piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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