Amusing Promoter Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
A concert promoter was fired for claiming he had the worlds largest piano player booked when he was only 5' 8"...
Just another case of a man lying about the size of his pianist.
A concert promoter walks into a bar
A concert promoter walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Now that they are easing the Covid restrictions have you been able to plan any big events?" the bartender asks. "Well, we're planning a Foreigner reunion concert for later this summer. But we're still going to require mandatory temperature checks for everyone that enters the venue," the promoter says. "If you're hot-blooded, they'll check it and see."
A giant music concert promoter is planning to take a life-like, four-dimensional hologram of Michael Jackson on a world concert tour...
Our thoughts and prayers go out to nearby venue-area hospitals.
I've always really wanted to be a wrestling promoter
I would travel the world, searching for the biggest, blackest guy I could find. I would make a fortune selling him as "DeAndre the Giant"
