The Best 15 Promo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Promo jokes. There are some promo sales jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these promo budget puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Promo Jokes and Puns

If you really want a promotion at work, all you have to do is walk into your office shouting, "Vodka! Tequila! Sambuca!" at the top of your lungs...

This will make you the person who calls the shots...

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I got a promotion at the farm

I'm the new CIEIO

Promo joke, I got a promotion at the farm

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The Promotion

I came home from work last night and told my wife that I've been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ my own private secretary.

"Well, you'd better hire someone who's a bit old, fat and ugly" she said "I don't want you choosing someone who you're going to be tempted to have sex with".

"That's fair enough" I replied "When can you start?"


I heard a local shoe store was doing a promo to increase sales.

Buy one, get another one free.

I got promoted to the senior supervisor at the cheese factory.

I am now the greater grater grader.

Promo joke, I got promoted to the senior supervisor at the cheese factory.

How do they promote safe sex in Wales?

They put signs next to the sheep that kick

I promote fairness all the time

I wonder why people call me racist?

My love life makes a phenomenal car dealership promo

48 months no interest, no money down!

'C' has just been promoted to the second letter of the alphabet!

However R & D believe the rise in C levels will result in a loss of B's.

You can explore promo developers reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean promo executives dad jokes. There are also promo puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


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To get 50% off your next exam!

I was trying to promote heavy policing in urban areas with a hip new logo you can post around your neighborhood...

"S.W.A.T. Stickas" didn't go over too well...

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Got a promotion at my fishing job

Went from a baiter to a master baiter

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the promo infomercial jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working promo ajax piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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