Promiscuous Jokes
54 promiscuous jokes and hilarious promiscuous puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about promiscuous that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Promiscuous Short Jokes
Short promiscuous jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The promiscuous humour may include short frisky jokes also.
- My brother pulled this one about his promiscuous dad today What's the difference between dad and Santa Claus?
Santa Claus stops after 3 hos. - The kids at school used to call my mum the village bike She wasn't promiscuous; when I was six years old she went missing and they found her in the canal.
(Mat Ewins) - Did you hear about the promiscuous Jewish doe? She spends a lot of time getting a few bucks off!
- The father's suspicions that his daughter was promiscuous we're confirmed when she got a tattoo... of a load bearing sign on her back.
- What's a good gift for the promiscuous woman who does your company's inventory? Anything will do, it's the thot that counts.
- 'The head of the Catholic Church is far superior to the head of the Church of England' ... said Sean, the promiscuous, and disloyal Altar Boy.
- Showerthoughts has a rule against puns so here we are. Promiscuous women in 1984 were guilty of thot crimes.
- Why do promiscuous women like vintage German men? They like to be stretched thin on both fronts.
- What do you call a promiscuous hippo? A hippoTHOTamus.
- Did you hear about the promiscuous detective who was investigating a knighted female? He got a case of Sir Phyllis
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Promiscuous One Liners
Which promiscuous one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with promiscuous? I can suggest the ones about profusely and careless.
- My last girlfriend was a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
- How does a promiscuous endocrinologist know when he's doing a good job? His hormones
- Where did the promiscuous girl from belgium go to plant her flowers? ze Hoegaarden.
- What do you call a promiscuous horse? A whorse
- I dated a promiscuous female impressionist once. She did everybody.
- What do you call a promiscuous accountant? The thot that counts
- What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed? A tater thot
- What do you call a promiscuous girl with down's syndrome? A Tater Thot.
- What do you call a promiscuous potato? A tater thot.
- What do you call a promiscuous fly? A mosquitho
- What do you call a promiscuous Greek woman? Swinx
- A promiscuous homosexual man who collects birds of paradise, Loves a cockatoo
- What do you call a promiscuous pony? A little whorse
- What do you call a promiscuous farm animal A Horse
- What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot? Abroad.
Howlingly Hilarious Promiscuous Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about promiscuous you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flirty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make promiscuous pranks.
Panda and a p**...
A panda spent the night in bed with a p**.... The following morning as he is about ready to leave, the p**... yells after him, "Hey, aren't you going to pay me?"
The panda appears confused, so she throws a dictionary at him and tells him to look up p**....'
The definition reads: 'A woman who engages in promiscuous s**... activity for pay. '
The panda throws the dictionary back at the p**... and tells her to look up 'panda.'
The definition reads: 'An animal that eats bushes, shoots, and leaves'
Did you hear about the s**... promiscuous deaf person?
Turns out he got hearing aids.
The Philandering Duck
This swinging philandering duck suddenly became conscious of the danger of acquiring AIDS through s**... promiscuity.
To put himself at ease he went to his local druggist and asked for a c**.... "How much will that be?" asked the duck. "1 dollar and 19 cents" replied the druggist. "Would you like me to put this on your bill"? "What kind of a duck to you think I am"? replied the duck.
Amish jokes
Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady?
She had two Mennonite
I had the Amish flu last week. At first I got a little horse. Then I got a little buggy... but yesterday I got butter
What do you call a promiscuous egg?
h**...-me Dumped-me
What do you call a promiscuous hippy?
w**...-ganic
Did you hear the one about the s**... promiscuous citrus fruit?
He got lemon aids.
Doctor, How can I live longer than 100 years?
Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?
Do you smoke?
No.
Do you eat too much?
No.
Do you go to bed late?
No.
Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?
No.
Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?
What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?
h**... Mow
Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected s**...
They get lemon-aids
What do you call a promiscuous Native American?
Nava-h**...
Ingsoc recently outlawed s**... promiscuity
It's thotcrime
How does a promiscuous Amish woman measure her s**... escapades?
In Mennonite.
Post Malone and his family went out for dinner, while his sister was the only person left in the house. When they came back, they found out the neighbours had started referring to her as a promiscuous woman.
After all, she was h**... Malone.
A panda spent the night in bed with a p**...
The following morning as he is about ready to leave, the p**... yells after him, "Hey, aren't you going to pay me?"
The panda appears confused, so she throws a dictionary at him and tells him to look up p**....' The definition reads: 'A woman who engages in promiscuous s**... activity for pay. '
The panda throws the dictionary back at the p**... and tells her to look up 'panda.'
The definition reads: 'An animal that eats bushes, shoots, and leaves.'
A man had a loose wife
So a man was married to a woman who was known to be s**... promiscuous but still loved her with all of his heart. They had 8 kids but when their 9th baby was born, he didn't look like the rest of them. So he thought that this must be someone else's baby but he didn't want to hurt his wife by questioning her so he went along as a father. When his time came and he was on death bed, he decided what harm could it do to ask about their 9th kid so he calls for his wife and says to her, "tell me the truth, was he really my child?" And the wife replies to the man, "It was your only child."
