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Panda and a Prostitute
A panda spent the night in bed with a prostitute. The following morning as he is about ready to leave, the prostitute yells after him, "Hey, aren't you going to pay me?"
The panda appears confused, so she throws a dictionary at him and tells him to look up 'prostitute.'
The definition reads: 'A woman who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for pay. '
The panda throws the dictionary back at the prostitute and tells her to look up 'panda.'
The definition reads: 'An animal that eats bushes, shoots, and leaves'
Did you hear about the sexually promiscuous deaf person?
Turns out he got hearing aids.
Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?
ze Hoegaarden.
Amish jokes
Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady?
She had two Mennonite
I had the Amish flu last week. At first I got a little horse. Then I got a little buggy... but yesterday I got butter
My brother pulled this one about his promiscuous dad today
What's the difference between dad and Santa Claus?
Santa Claus stops after 3 hos.
Why do promiscuous women like vintage German men?
They like to be stretched thin on both fronts.
Showerthoughts has a rule against puns so here we are.
Promiscuous women in 1984 were guilty of thot crimes.
What do you call a promiscuous egg?
Humped-me Dumped-me
The father's suspicions that his daughter was promiscuous we're confirmed when she got a tattoo...
of a load bearing sign on her back.
My last girlfriend was a promiscuous impressionist.
She did everybody.
What do you call a promiscuous hippy?
Whore-ganic
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What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?
Abroad.
Did you hear the one about the sexually promiscuous citrus fruit?
He got lemon aids.
Doctor, How can I live longer than 100 years?
Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?
Do you smoke?
No.
Do you eat too much?
No.
Do you go to bed late?
No.
Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?
No.
Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?
What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?
Hoe Mow
A promiscuous Amish girl was asked....
"What's your favorite sexual act?"
"Two Mennonite"
The kids at school used to call my mum the village bike
She wasn't promiscuous; when I was six years old she went missing and they found her in the canal.
(Mat Ewins)
Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected sex
They get lemon-aids
What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed?
A tater thot
What do you call a promiscuous farm animal
A Horse
What do you call a promiscuous pony?
A little whorse
What do you call a promiscuous girl with down's syndrome?
A Tater Thot.
What do you call a promiscuous Native American?
Nava-ho
A promiscuous homosexual man who collects birds of paradise,
Loves a cockatoo
What do you call a promiscuous potato?
A tater thot.
I dated a promiscuous female impressionist once.
She did everybody.
'The head of the Catholic Church is far superior to the head of the Church of England'
... said Sean, the promiscuous, and disloyal Altar Boy.
How does a promiscuous endocrinologist know when he's doing a good job?
His hormones
What's a good gift for the promiscuous woman who does your company's inventory?
Anything will do, it's the thot that counts.
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.
He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true that men with big feet are well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman was a bit promiscuous and was curious to see if the old adage was correct, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thank you, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some smaller boots"
Why would a promiscuous bookworm make for a great wife?
When she isn't being promiscuous, she's reading silently.
What do you call a promiscuous Greek woman?
Swinx
How does a promiscuous Amish woman measure her sexual escapades?
In Mennonite.
What do you call a promiscuous fly?
A mosquitho
What do you call a promiscuous accountant?
The thot that counts
Did you hear about the promiscuous detective who was investigating a knighted female?
He got a case of Sir Phyllis
Did you hear about the promiscuous Jewish doe?
She spends a lot of time getting a few bucks off!
What do you call a promiscuous hippo?
A hippoTHOTamus.
Post Malone and his family went out for dinner, while his sister was the only person left in the house. When they came back, they found out the neighbours had started referring to her as a promiscuous woman.
After all, she was Ho Malone.
A panda spent the night in bed with a prostitute
The following morning as he is about ready to leave, the prostitute yells after him, "Hey, aren't you going to pay me?"
The panda appears confused, so she throws a dictionary at him and tells him to look up 'prostitute.' The definition reads: 'A woman who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for pay. '
The panda throws the dictionary back at the prostitute and tells her to look up 'panda.'
The definition reads: 'An animal that eats bushes, shoots, and leaves.'
What do you call a promiscuous horse?
A whorse
