Cheerful Fun Prom Night Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
Good, bad, worse
Good: I slept with my teacher after prom last night.
Bad: I was home schooled.
Worse: by my dad.
Reggie, Joe, and Chuck
There was once a farmer who had three teenage daughters. On prom night, a young boy rang his doorbell.
**Reggie:** My name's Reggie, I'm here to pick up Betty, we're going to go eat some spaghetti, is she ready?
He told his Betty that someone was there to pick her up and they left.
A while later, there someone else rang the doorbell.
**Joe:** My name's Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo, we're going to watch a show, is she ready to go?
So he told Flo and they left.
A bit later, there was yet another boy at his door. He said:
**Chuck:** My name's Chuck...
And the farmer shot him.
What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?
Prom
What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common?
They can't be deboned.
A guy wants to take his girlfriend to prom
So he waits in line to buy tickets. It's a long line. He wants it to be a memorable night- he stands in line for hours to get a limo. On his way to pick her up, he stops to buy flowers. Theres a long line here too. When they get to the prom later that night, she suggests they get some punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punch line.
rural upbringin'
What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?
Prom night.
So my sister finished getting dressed for prom night, and she asked me, "How do I look?"
I said, "With your eyes."
Any one need a vegetarian menu for prom night?
Girl: my date IS a vegetable
