The Best 8 Prom Night Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prom Night jokes. There are some prom night evening jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prom night 10pm puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Prom Night Jokes and Puns

Good, bad, worse

Good: I slept with my teacher after prom last night.
Bad: I was home schooled.
Worse: by my dad.

Reggie, Joe, and Chuck

There was once a farmer who had three teenage daughters. On prom night, a young boy rang his doorbell.
**Reggie:** My name's Reggie, I'm here to pick up Betty, we're going to go eat some spaghetti, is she ready?
He told his Betty that someone was there to pick her up and they left.
A while later, there someone else rang the doorbell.
**Joe:** My name's Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo, we're going to watch a show, is she ready to go?
So he told Flo and they left.
A bit later, there was yet another boy at his door. He said:
**Chuck:** My name's Chuck...
And the farmer shot him.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common?

They can't be deboned.

A guy wants to take his girlfriend to prom

So he waits in line to buy tickets. It's a long line. He wants it to be a memorable night- he stands in line for hours to get a limo. On his way to pick her up, he stops to buy flowers. Theres a long line here too. When they get to the prom later that night, she suggests they get some punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punch line.


rural upbringin'

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

So my sister finished getting dressed for prom night, and she asked me, "How do I look?"

I said, "With your eyes."

Any one need a vegetarian menu for prom night?

Girl: my date IS a vegetable

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prom night david letterman jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prom night rescheduled piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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