Prom Jokes
132 prom jokes and hilarious prom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your prom night memorable with these hilarious prom jokes! Perfect for your prom speech, prom queen contest, prom dress shopping, prom pictures, and much more. Whether you’re heading to homecoming, or just want a dance to remember, these prom jokes are certain to make everyone laugh!
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Funniest Prom Short Jokes
Short prom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prom humour may include short prov jokes also.
- They say the average high school prom goer now spends $1000 on prom Or $2000 if you count the abortion.
- Pros of my high school years: I graduated top of my class, was voted prom king, and hooked up with the hottest girl in my grade. Cons of my high school years: my twin sister and I were homeschooled.
- I forgot to bring the drinks to my senior prom. But hey, look at the bright side. No punch line.
- What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa? Prom
- The high school for the blind had the best prom. Everyone danced like no one was watching.
- Can you imagine going to your girlfriend's prom at 32? Well neither could Roy Moore. He preferred freshmen.
- Gift before the Prom "I'm ready for my first prom daddy"
"Here, take this box son... And don't make the mistake I made"
"Whats in the box dad"
"...Condoms" - rural upbringin' What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?
Prom night. - A guy is at a prom telling a joke to his friends Halfway through his joke he realizes there is no punchline.
So he ditches his friends to grab a cup of punch. - What did my prom date say when she got to the ball? *gh-Where-Gh-is-Ghagh-the-gh-second-gh-ball.
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Prom One Liners
Which prom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prom? I can suggest the ones about prim and comm.
- why didn't Maria go to prom? she had no Juan to go with
- What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled? Slow dance.
- I was at my parents' prom Dad brought me, but I went home with mom.
- Why did the guy wear sweatpants to his prom? Strictly Ballroom.
- How do memes go to the proms? In a lmaosine
- Why did the boy bring a fig to the prom? Because he couldn't find a date!
- Why did the power line not go to prom? She was grounded
- Why can't antijokes go to the prom? Because there might be a punchline!
- Why was the volleyball captain kicked out of prom? For spiking the punch.
- What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common? They can't be deboned.
- Why did the skeleton show up late to prom? He was boning someone.
- What do you call a vampire's prom date? His Ghoul-Friend
- It would be bad if someone got killed at a prom We would have a panic at the disco!!
- Where do cats go for their prom? The fur ball :)
- What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom? Slow Dancing.
High School Prom Jokes
Here is a list of funny high school prom jokes and even better high school prom puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My wife gave birth 4 times and still fits in her prom dress from high school.
I gave birth 0 times and I don't fit in my pants from March. - I heard of a high school prom that had the best drink in the world. Couldn't find the punch line though.
Prom Dress Jokes
Here is a list of funny prom dress jokes and even better prom dress puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What are some things to say when leaving? Things like "Let's make like a ball and bounce." or "I'm going to make like a tree and leave." or "I'm off like a prom dress."
- So my sister finished getting dressed for prom night, and she asked me, "How do I look?" I said, "With your eyes."
Prom Queen Jokes
Here is a list of funny prom queen jokes and even better prom queen puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- At my prom there was a queen and a queen king.
Amusing Prom Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about prom you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean prob jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prom pranks.
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Reggie, Joe, and Chuck
There was once a farmer who had three teenage daughters. On prom night, a young boy rang his doorbell.
**Reggie:** My name's Reggie, I'm here to pick up Betty, we're going to go eat some spaghetti, is she ready?
He told his Betty that someone was there to pick her up and they left.
A while later, there someone else rang the doorbell.
**Joe:** My name's Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo, we're going to watch a show, is she ready to go?
So he told Flo and they left.
A bit later, there was yet another boy at his door. He said:
**Chuck:** My name's Chuck...
And the farmer shot him.
Read the punchline out loud. I first heard this in high school, not sure how well it translates to print.
Poor Tom.
When he was seven, he lost his left eye in a tragic accident. Being from a poor family, the only replacement they could afford was a wooden eye.
When he was seventeen, three weeks before the prom, he was still dateless. He decided to work up the courage to ask someone, but he knew he has limits. He set his eye of Amy, a girl in his class, who spoke with a lisp.
He walked up to her at lunch, while she was surrounded by her friends, and he managed to stammer out a quiet "willyougotothepromwithme?"
"Whath that? I can't hear what you're thaying."
"Will you go to the prom? With me?" he answered, a little louder.
Amy smiled. She never thought anyone would ask her!
"Go with you? Would I? Would I?"
"LISP LISP LISP!"
Where did the promiscuous girl from belgium go to plant her flowers?
ze Hoegaarden.
A young man was at prom with his date.
He went off in search for something to drink. After getting lost a few times, he finally asked a chaperone, "So where's the punch line?"
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Are you a v**...?
Joe had a blind date with Maria for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her.
After some really passionate embracing, he said: "Tell me, do you object to making love?"
"That is something I have never done before," Maria replied.
"Never made love? You mean you are a v**...?" Joe was amazed!
"No, silly," she giggled, "I've never objected!"
Hot girl at prom
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.
I like my drinks like I like my women,
Passed around under the table at prom.
Promoting religious concepts is a sin
Prom Joke
I asked my girlfriend to prom and she said yes so I bought waited in a very long line for prom tickets. I then went to a limo rental place and waited in a very long line to rent one. Then, the day of prom I waited in a very long line to get flowers for my date. At prom, my girlfriend and I danced for a while and she asked, "can you please get me some punch?" there was no punchline.
Did you hear about all the Hamburgers that showed up at the Hot Dogs' prom?
They were in abundance.
Prom Date
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. There two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time.
When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and ... there's no punchline.
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom.
A dude is taking his girlfriend to the prom. So, he's getting everything in order before the big day.
He goes to pick up flowers, but there is a line at the flower shop. So, he waits in the flower line and eventually gets the flowers.
He goes to rent his tuxedo, but there is a line at the tuxedo store. So, he waits in the tuxedo line and eventually gets the tuxedo.
He goes to rent a limo, but there is a line at the limo rental. So, he waits in the limo line and eventually gets the limo.
They get to prom and upon sitting down, his girlfriend asks for punch. So, he goes to the punch table, and there's no punch line.
I hate waiting in lines.
At prom I was overjoyed because there was no punch line.
Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?
They only work 10% of the time.
I promise to never take you for granted...
unless we are shopping for counter tops.
What's the most prominent religion in Canada?
Jemima's Witnesses.
Use the promo code Netflix for 15% off of your grades
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Since seven was a child, he has always been a prime number. He excelled at everything he did, but he was kind of odd. Seven was very vengeful and quick to anger. Even though he was popular and well praised, he couldn't stand the sight of six, who was well rounded and has a good circle of tight friends.
When prom came, seven was alone and bitter. Of all his achievements, not one helped him land a date. Then six came in with his +1. Filled to the brim with jealousy, seven spread rumors that 6 and 9 were performing unspeakable acts. Six was alone again.
While walking to class, six saw seven with six's former +1 and averted his eyes. As they passed by eachother, seven whispered into six's ear "now, we're even".
I promise you that there are three types of people in this world.
Those who keep their promises, and those who don't.
The most promising show of 2016 in the Middle East could be...
"To Catch a Predator Drone"
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If all the girls who went to my high school prom were laid end to end...
It wouldn't surprise me at all.
Prom date
So a boy is going to take his girlfriend to prom.
He decides he needs to get a limo,a tux, and flowers.
He goes to a place to rent limos and the line takes about 5 hours but he finally tents one for him and his girlfriend.
After that, he goes to the tux place and the line takes about 3 hours but he finally rents the tux.
The last thing he needs is some flowers and that line takes about 2 hours but he finally buys the flowers.
The boy got everything he needed and now him and his girlfriend are having a blast at prom but she tells him she wants something to drink, so he goes to get some punch and there is no punch line.
A Boy Asked His Crush Out To Prom...
A boy asked his crush to prom. His crush agreed, so the boy went to get a suit. There was a long line at the register, but the boy got the suit.
Then he went for a bouquet of flowers, there was another long line at the store, but he purchased the flowers.
Finally, he had to buy tickets, there was yet another long line for the tickets but he waited, and eventually got what he needed.
The boy and his girlfriend were at prom dancing. After the music stopped, the girl asked for a glass of punch. The boy went to get drinks and there was no punchline.
Why can most major oil companies only get drop-outs on executive positions?
The ones that managed to graduated all went to gas prom.
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A promiscuous Amish girl was asked....
"What's your favorite s**... act?"
"Two Mennonite"
I promised my wife I would not joke with her when she was PMSing.
She has my word, period.
'C' has just been promoted to the second letter of the alphabet!
However R & D believe the rise in C levels will result in a loss of B's.
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Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected s**...
They get lemon-aids
Why was the prom king relieved when he got to the drinks table?
Because there was no punch line
As promised, Trump is on path to Make America Great Again!
we just have to wait for the next US President..
Did you hear about the feminist remake of Stephen King's Carrie?
When Carrie gets drenched in blood, she runs home from the prom and writes an angry Tumblr post about how triggered she is.
I promised my wife I would make her feel like a princess.
She is all locked up in the tower now.
I promised my dad I wouldn't lose my virginity until I was 17.
He'll be on parole by then
A boy asks a girl to the prom and she says yes.
He goes to organise a limo at the rental limo place and due to everyone else wanting a limo for the prom he has to wait in line for ages to get one.
He then goes to the flower store to buy her some flowers but again everyone is there buying flowers and he's stuck in line for seems like hours.
After flowers he goes to get his tuxedo at the store and the line is huge again with everyone else getting their tux's too.
He finally makes it to the prom with his date, they arrive and he asks if she wants to go onto the dance floor. She says "I'm a little thirsty, can I get some punch first?" He says "ok" and goes up to get some punch and there is no punchline.
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How do they promote safe s**... in Wales?
They put signs next to the sheep that kick
A prominent art collector quits the Cabinet immediately after his confirmation
He had stumbled into the wrong auction
A boy asks a girl to prom..,
..and she says yes. Overexcited, he is told he must show up with a limo and a tuxedo. So he goes to the limo rental and waits in the limo line, and he gets the limo. Then, he goes to the tuxedo rental and waits in the tuxedo line. Finally, the big day comes, and he brings his date to prom. She asks him to get some punch. He goes over to get some punch, and realizes there is no punch line.
A boy with a wooden eye asked a girl with a hairy lip to the prom...
Seeing how nobody else would likely go with them, the boy with the wooden eye asks the girl with the hairy lip, "Would you like to go to Prom with me?".
The girl with the hairy lip, surprised and excited says, "Would I!?".
"HAIRY LIP", replied the boy.
At the Bee Prom...
A young bee nervously flies around hoping to grab a dance with the queen bee. Finally he musters up the courage and talks to her. She looks at him and says "I'll dance with you if you get me some fruit punch"
Excited, the bee zooms to get the punch. He sees the line for nachos, the ice cream machine, the honey line, but after hours of searching he realizes...
There is no punch line
If someone promised Harry Potter an Italian beer...
...do you think he would expecto Peroni?
The worst thing about living in West Virginia is all the country music.
The second worst thing is telling your sister you already have a prom date.
I got promoted to the senior supervisor at the cheese factory.
I am now the greater grater grader.
I told my Dad it'd be embarrassing to chaperone at my schools prom.
He said I'd do fine and thanks for hooking him up with the freshman date.
A promiscuous homosexual man who collects birds of paradise,
Loves a cockatoo
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When I promise to come up with an o**... transplant pun...
I de-liver.
Who is the most promiscuous Simpsons character?
Philanders
I was trying to promote heavy policing in urban areas with a hip new logo you can post around your neighborhood...
"S.W.A.T. Stickas" didn't go over too well...
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The Promotion
I came home from work last night and told my wife that I've been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ my own private secretary.
"Well, you'd better hire someone who's a bit old, fat and ugly" she said "I don't want you choosing someone who you're going to be tempted to have s**... with".
"That's fair enough" I replied "When can you start?"
I feel bad for skeletons when they go to prom.
They have no body to dance with.
I promised my wife a vacation when bitcoin hit $10k
Looks like I've got the house to myself for a week..
Stolen from u/YoloPudding
How does a promiscuous endocrinologist know when he's doing a good job?
His hormones
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I took a p**... girl to the prom.
She disappeared with the punchline.
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My 35 year old friend was telling me how excited she was that she finally had s**... with her high school crush.
Next day she tells me shes bummed cause he asked her to go to prom with him.
They said no grinding at prom.
I still brought my skateboard.
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If you really want a promotion at work, all you have to do is walk into your office shouting, "v**...! Tequila! Sambuca!" at the top of your lungs...
This will make you the person who calls the shots...
Got a promotion at my fishing job
Went from a baiter to a master baiter
In Need of a Pun
Alright, so I need help coming up with a spiderman-themed pun to ask a girl to Prom. I'm going to be holding a sign with the pun-loaded question while dressed as Spiderman. Help is greatly appreciated.
To keep the mods happy, I'll give you a joke:
A dyslexic bar walks into a man, bartender long face asks him "Why?"
What do you call a senior with no prom date?
A parkland survivor
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I promised myself that I would have a cigarette after having s**...
Well, at least I'm cancer-free. :)
Why does the pharmacist at the drug store hate prom so much?
The morning after always has long lines.
Any one need a vegetarian menu for prom night?
Girl: my date IS a vegetable
