Prolife Jokes

Funniest Prolife Short Jokes

Short prolife jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prolife humour may include short unsure jokes also.

1. I signed up to volunteer at a pro-life bake sale I'll be selling cups of uncooked batter and insisting they're actually cupcakes
2. Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?
3. The woman's bumper sticker claimed she was pro-life... ...but her reckless driving suggested otherwise.
4. My newborn son has decided that every fresh diaper is a clean canvas that he must paint immediately. He's a prolific shartist.
5. I can't decide between being pro-life and pro-choice On one hand, I want as many babies to die as possible, but on the other, I don't want women to have a choice.
6. People who are pro-life shouldn't protest clinics... ...they should be protesting cemeteries.
   Credit to Bill Hicks.
7. What's the difference between a life pro-tip and a pro-life tip? One tells you to keep the kid, the other is instructions for building a pipe bomb.
8. Over the holidays, I'm participating in a pro-life bake sale We'll be selling cups of uncooked batter and insisting they're actually cupcakes
9. Do you know why far right US politicians are pro-life? Because they need to do regular target practice
10. What do you call a Sequoia that hates people who hates Trump supporters, pro-lifers, and vegans? A bigotry.

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Prolife One Liners

Which prolife one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prolife? I can suggest the ones about cannibalism and sticker.

1. I used to run a pro-life debate team. No one could de-fetus.
2. If I was a pro-life picketer My sign would say "You Can't De-Fetus!"
3. How do pro-lifers clean up after jacking off? By using baby wipes.
4. Mom: Are you pro-life or pro-abortion? Me: Mom im Pro-stitute.
5. My wife was vehemently prolife. Until she heard the news that my girlfriend is pregnant.
6. My wife was pro-life Until I got my girlfriend pregnant!
7. I'm pro-choice; pro-life is for babies.
8. I was pro-life then I met you
9. Which soccer playing Star Wars character is a prolific goal scorer? Chewbacca the net.
10. John McCain claimed to be pro-life But he just died???
11. Of course Roy Moore is pro-life...
12. Is swallowing cannibalism? The answer depends if you're pro-life or not.
13. Pro-lifers Haven't they realised that you have to die to get to Heaven?
14. Russia's most prolific musician? JOHN LENIN
15. Did you hear about the prolific male deer m**...? He felt like a million bucks.

Comedy Prolife Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about prolife you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crash jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prolife pranks.