Prolife Jokes

Funniest Prolife Short Jokes

Short prolife jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prolife humour may include short unsure jokes also.

1. I signed up to volunteer at a pro-life bake sale I'll be selling cups of uncooked batter and insisting they're actually cupcakes
2. The woman's bumper sticker claimed she was pro-life... ...but her reckless driving suggested otherwise.
3. My newborn son has decided that every fresh diaper is a clean canvas that he must paint immediately. He's a prolific shartist.
4. What's the difference between a life pro-tip and a pro-life tip? One tells you to keep the kid, the other is instructions for building a pipe bomb.
5. Do you know why far right US politicians are pro-life? Because they need to do regular target practice
6. What do you call a Sequoia that hates people who hates Trump supporters, pro-lifers, and vegans? A bigotry.
7. You Don't Have to Choose Between Being Pro-Life or Pro-Choice As long as you are Pro-Phylactic
8. Why is Donald Trump so pro-life? Because whenever he sees a pregnant chick, he always thinks, "I'll be dating her in 10 years. Can you believe it?"
9. Johnny Appleseed had a much more prolific cousin. For some reason we never hear of Jimmy Nutseed.
10. Was rooting for my friend who was collecting the works of a prolific ancient greek artist found out the name of this artist is "Circa"

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Prolife One Liners

Which prolife one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prolife? I can suggest the ones about sticker and crash.

1. I used to run a pro-life debate team. No one could de-fetus.
2. Mom: Are you pro-life or pro-abortion? Me: Mom im Pro-stitute.
3. My wife was vehemently prolife. Until she heard the news that my girlfriend is pregnant.
4. My wife was pro-life Until I got my girlfriend pregnant!
5. I was pro-life then I met you
6. Which soccer playing Star Wars character is a prolific goal scorer? Chewbacca the net.
7. John McCain claimed to be pro-life But he just died???
8. Of course Roy Moore is pro-life...
9. Is swallowing cannibalism? The answer depends if you're pro-life or not.
10. Pro-lifers Haven't they realised that you have to die to get to Heaven?
11. Did you hear about the prolific male deer m**...? He felt like a million bucks.
12. If I was a pro-life picketer My sign would say "You Can't De-Fetus!"
13. Why are republicans pro-life? Can't m**... what isn't born!
14. I'm pro-choice; pro-life is for babies.
15. Why do fighter pilots who are pro-life tend to c**...? Because they won't abort.

Comedy Prolife Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about prolife you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean multiplication jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prolife pranks.