Prolife Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prolife jokes. There are some prolife unsure jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prolife prolifers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comedy Prolife Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

I used to run a pro-life debate team.

No one could de-fetus.

I signed up to volunteer at a pro-life bake sale

I'll be selling cups of uncooked batter and insisting they're actually cupcakes

If I was a pro-life picketer

My sign would say "You Can't De-Fetus!"

The woman's bumper sticker claimed she was pro-life...

...but her reckless driving suggested otherwise.

Why are republicans pro-life?

Can't molest what isn't born!

How do pro-lifers clean up after jacking off?

By using baby wipes.

I got on a plane the other day. As we were about to depart, a pro-life group ran out on the runway in protest.

Ironically, the pilot had to abort the takeoff.

Which brings a question to mind…. When does flight truly begin? Boarding? Taxiing? Takeoff? Some would have you believe it's not a flight yet even during final descent.

Prolife joke, I got on a plane the other day. As we were about to depart, a pro-life group ran out on the runway i

Mom: Are you pro-life or pro-abortion?

Me: Mom im Pro-stitute.

My wife was vehemently prolife.

Until she heard the news that my girlfriend is pregnant.

I can't decide between being pro-life and pro-choice

On one hand, I want as many babies to die as possible, but on the other, I don't want women to have a choice.

My wife was pro-life

Until I got my girlfriend pregnant!

You can explore prolife prochoice reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean prolife cannibalism dad jokes. There are also prolife puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I'm pro-choice;

pro-life is for babies.

People who are pro-life shouldn't protest clinics...

...they should be protesting cemeteries.

Credit to Bill Hicks.

ProLifeTip - If someone puts their phone in their front pocket and mistakenly calls you, don't answer it.

It's a Crank Call.

What's the difference between a life pro-tip and a pro-life tip?

One tells you to keep the kid, the other is instructions for building a pipe bomb.

Over the holidays, I'm participating in a pro-life bake sale

We'll be selling cups of uncooked batter and insisting they're actually cupcakes

Prolife joke, Over the holidays, I'm participating in a pro-life bake sale

Do you know why far right US politicians are pro-life?

Because they need to do regular target practice

ProLifeTip :

PLT:Don't visit an abortion clinic.

You Don't Have to Choose Between Being Pro-Life or Pro-Choice

As long as you are Pro-Phylactic

I was pro-life

then I met you

ProLifeTip for border crossings: when they ask Any drugs or weapons?

The correct response is not Why, what do you need?

How do you stop pro-life protesters from dropping their phones?

Stop roundhouse kicking them.

Why is Donald Trump so pro-life?

Because whenever he sees a pregnant chick, he always thinks, "I'll be dating her in 10 years. Can you believe it?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prolife feel puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prolife sticker piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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