Cheeky Proletariat Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
Three men are talking in a Soviet gulag.
One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?"
The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat."
The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of wanting to be favored and promoted over my fellow workers."
Then they turn to the one who asked the question: "How about you, then?"
"Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, and so they accused me of having a watch from the West."
Three Men were in a Soviet Prison.
One man asked another, "What are you in here for?"
The other man replied, "I was arrested for being late. They accused me of wanting to delay the victory of the Proletariat."
Another man chimed in, "I was arrested for being early. They accused me of wanting to be favored over my fellow workers."
They both asked the first man what he was in for.
He replied, "I was arrested for being on time. They accused me of having a western timepiece."
What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food?
A double cheese bourger.
Are you the Proletariat?
Because I feel an uprising in my lower class.
Have you heard about the new movie set in a post apocalyptic world where the proletariat control the means of production?
They're calling it Mad Marx
You know, if the proletariat wants to fight the bourgeoisie, fine
Soviet.
My friends told me I need to socialize my chow chow while he's still young.
I googled on how to socialize Chinese dogs. He understands the plight of the proletariat, but I don't think he fully grasps the concept of sharing.
If the proletariat gets to eat the food, what will the bourgeoisie eat?
Bullets
Cold War Hungarian Joke
Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism.
I think my phone is sick of being in the proletariat
Autocorrect keeps trying to start a new years revolution.
