Proletariat Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Three Russian prisoners sit in neighboring cells in the Gulag.

One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?"

The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat."

The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of wanting to be favored and promoted over my fellow workers."

Then they turn to the one who asked the question: "How about you, then?"

"Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, and so they accused me of having a watch from the West."

Three Russians are sitting together in the train that takes them to the Gulag.

So one of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?"

The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat."

The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of wanting to be favored and promoted over my fellow workers."

Then they turn to the one who asked the question: "How about you, then?"

"Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, and so they accused me of having a watch from the West."

Are you the Proletariat?

Because I feel an uprising in my lower class.

What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food?

A double cheese bourger.

Have you heard about the new movie set in a post apocalyptic world where the proletariat control the means of production?

They're calling it Mad Marx

You know, if the proletariat wants to fight the bourgeoisie, fine

Soviet.

My friends told me I need to socialize my chow chow while he's still young.

I googled on how to socialize Chinese dogs. He understands the plight of the proletariat, but I don't think he fully grasps the concept of sharing.

Cold War Hungarian Joke

Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism.

If the proletariat gets to eat the food, what will the bourgeoisie eat?

Bullets

I think my phone is sick of being in the proletariat

Autocorrect keeps trying to start a new years revolution.

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