The Best 10 Proletariat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Proletariat jokes. There are some proletariat socialist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these proletariat engels puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Proletariat Jokes and Puns

Three men are talking in a Soviet gulag.

One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?"

The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat."

The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of wanting to be favored and promoted over my fellow workers."

Then they turn to the one who asked the question: "How about you, then?"

"Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, and so they accused me of having a watch from the West."

Three Men were in a Soviet Prison.

One man asked another, "What are you in here for?"

The other man replied, "I was arrested for being late. They accused me of wanting to delay the victory of the Proletariat."

Another man chimed in, "I was arrested for being early. They accused me of wanting to be favored over my fellow workers."

They both asked the first man what he was in for.

He replied, "I was arrested for being on time. They accused me of having a western timepiece."

What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food?

A double cheese bourger.

Proletariat joke, What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food?

Are you the Proletariat?

Because I feel an uprising in my lower class.

Have you heard about the new movie set in a post apocalyptic world where the proletariat control the means of production?

They're calling it Mad Marx


You know, if the proletariat wants to fight the bourgeoisie, fine

Soviet.

My friends told me I need to socialize my chow chow while he's still young.

I googled on how to socialize Chinese dogs. He understands the plight of the proletariat, but I don't think he fully grasps the concept of sharing.

Proletariat joke, My friends told me I need to socialize my chow chow while he's still young.

If the proletariat gets to eat the food, what will the bourgeoisie eat?

Bullets

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Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism.

I think my phone is sick of being in the proletariat

Autocorrect keeps trying to start a new years revolution.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the proletariat gulag jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working proletariat ussr piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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