Projection Jokes
5 projection jokes and hilarious projection puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about projection that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Projection jokes look at cartography in a whole new way! Explore the funny side of map projections, foretelling the future, and the power of maps. Laugh at the clever comments and whimsical outlook on map-making.
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Playful Projection Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What is a good projection joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project.
I know I did my part right, but I am worried the rest of you s**... it up.
My wife minored in psychology. She's always using all her amateur psychology when we argue.
When I fired the pool boy, she said, "Well, you know, you're only firing him because he's so young and good looking, and you feel threatened and insecure, because it reminds you of your own mortality, and you're projecting all these insecurities onto someone else in a very passive/aggressive way, because these feelings are just too traumatic for you to deal with."
I said, "Honey...we don't have a pool."
A college professor asks all of his students to yell out stereotypes for a class project
For a class project, a college professor asks all of his students to brainstorm and yell out different kinds of stereotypes.
"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.
"Sony!" Yells the blonde girl in the front.
President Obama visits the Pentagon...
President Obama visits the Pentagon to test out the latest in military technology.
A scientist says to him "We have two projects that we are very proud of. One is a powered exoskeleton and the other is an invisibility cloak. Which would you like to try first?"
Obama replies, "Uh, let me be clear."
What do you call an engineer who doesn't know how to use a calculator?
A project manager.
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