Projectile Jokes

Explore the science of projectile motion with an array of humorous projectile jokes based on the phenomenon. Delight in jokes about a warlock's magical ability to propel objects, the physics of a Star Trek torpedo and the ballistic properties of a watermelon!

Hilarious Projectile Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

Why did North Korea's missile fail?

It had projectile disfunction.

Don't make fun of Kim Jong Un just because of his condition.

It's not his fault he suffers from projectile dysfunction.

i came up with this one and i think its a little silly. what do you call it when a missile fails to reach it's destination?

projectile dysfunction

Can a ninja throw projectile weapons?


If a pilot can't get it up during takeoff

Is it called projectile dysfunction?

What gaming projectile was thrown by John Barrowman's Doctor Who character to pass the time while he was traveling along the Congo River?

The Dart of Harkness.

What is Kim Jun-Un's largest fear?

Projectile dysfunction

Projectile joke, What is Kim Jun-Un's largest fear?

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

Did you hear about the old intercontinental ballistic missile that couldn't get hard...

He had projectile dysfunction.

I think we really need to lay off North Korea over their failed missile tests...

I think they're developing projectile dysfunction :(

two cannibals are eating a priest, and then they start projectile vomiting

"It's true" one says to the other

"you just can't keep a good man down!"

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What do you call a cannon that can't fire properly?

Projectile Dysfunction.

I'll see myself out.

Rocket Ship

Did you hear about the rocket ship that didn't go up to space?

It had projectile dysfunction

NASA's latest shuttle failed to lift off...

They had projectile dysfunction.

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