Projectile Jokes

19 projectile jokes and hilarious projectile puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about projectile that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Explore the science of projectile motion with an array of humorous projectile jokes based on the phenomenon. Delight in jokes about a warlock's magical ability to propel objects, the physics of a Star Trek torpedo and the ballistic properties of a watermelon!

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Funniest Projectile Short Jokes

Short projectile jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The projectile humour may include short missile jokes also.

  1. Don't make fun of Kim Jong Un just because of his condition. It's not his fault he suffers from projectile dysfunction.
  2. i came up with this one and i think its a little silly. what do you call it when a missile fails to reach it's destination? projectile dysfunction
  3. What gaming projectile was thrown by John Barrowman's Doctor Who character to pass the time while he was traveling along the Congo River? The Dart of Harkness.
  4. Vomiting in someone else's house is pretty impolite, but projectile-vomiting in their house... really beyond the pail.
  5. Did you hear about the old intercontinental ballistic missile that couldn't get hard... He had projectile dysfunction.
  6. I think we really need to lay off North Korea over their failed missile tests... I think they're developing projectile dysfunction :(
  7. Rocket Ship Did you hear about the rocket ship that didn't go up to space?
    It had projectile dysfunction
  8. two cannibals are eating a priest, and then they start projectile vomiting "It's true" one says to the other
    "you just can't keep a good man down!"
  9. What do you call a cannon that can't fire properly? Projectile Dysfunction.
    I'll see myself out.

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Projectile One Liners

Which projectile one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with projectile? I can suggest the ones about bullet and rifle.

  1. Why did North Korea's missile fail? It had projectile disfunction.
  2. Can a ninja throw projectile weapons? Shuriken!
  3. If a pilot can't get it up during takeoff Is it called projectile dysfunction?
  4. What is Kim Jun-Un's largest fear? Projectile dysfunction
  5. What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends? A homie missile.
  6. NASA's latest shuttle failed to lift off... They had projectile dysfunction.
  7. What would you use if you wanted to launch a 90kg projectile over 300 metres? Trebuchet.

Projectile joke, What would you use if you wanted to launch a 90kg projectile over 300 metres?

Hilarious Projectile Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about projectile you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grenade jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make projectile pranks.

Projectile joke, Rocket Ship