Following is our collection of funny Project Management jokes. There are some project management underway jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these project management consultancy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
A project manager.
A Mechanical Engineer, Project Manager and the Software Engineer were driving down a mountain when suddenly the car slides off the road and rolls down the Mountain. Amazingly none of the occupants had been hurt.
The Mechanical Engineer steps out and says hand me my Swiss army knife I will have this repaired in no time and we can be on our way.
The Project Manager says Wait Up, We need to set achievable goals, set a timeline and ensure we are all working with maximum efficiency to solve this problem.
The Software Engineer Just says "Wow! that is strange, lets push it back up and see if it happens again"
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
A bad project manager makes up dates.
I commented on that post
"For the first time ,you have mentioned the requirements clearly".
Trick question. They can't actually do it. But they can record what percentage is complete.
On a Monday morning, Paul, Mike's job's teammate, noticed Mike was not around and asked the project manager
'Where is Mike'
Upon which the manager replied
'He is in the hospital'
Paul having just seen Mike yesterday asked in confusion
'But I saw Mike yesterday dancing with a girl.'
The manager looked at him and said
'Yeah, his wife saw him tooooo.'
The person pooping gets shit done.
None, they are all still discussing the best way to do it.
β¦the movie theater manager then proceeded to reconsider his career.
She's in charge of spell-check.
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I **control** the group, **shift** the blame, then proceed to **escape**
Why do Vampires make poor project managers?
Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders.
(why yes, I am a dad why do you ask?)
A person who thinks 9 women can deliver a baby in 1 month.
Hire a project manager to plan your death.
so that they can deliver it in one month
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