Prohibition Jokes
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The coast guard fined my girlfriend and I for having s**... in the ocean.
Apparently off-shore drilling is prohibited.
They prohibited television in Afghanistan
They call it,
the Telly Ban.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.
He says, "The female dormitory would be prohibited for all male students, and the male dormitory would be prohibited for the female students."
Continuing further, he says, "Anyone caught breaking this rule would be fined $50 the first time."
"Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time would be fined $100."
"Being caught the third time, would incur a hefty fine of $200."
"Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?"
Did you hear about the plan to prohibit the use of Roman numerals?
*I for one*, think it's a terrible idea.
So a college teacher is talking to his male students...
"Access to the women's dorms is strictly prohibited. If someone is caught there for the first time, they will suffer a fine of 100 dollars. The second offence will involve a 300 dollar fine. Getting caught there for the third time will cost you a hefty fine of 500 dollars."
Suddenly, a student in the back raises his hand and asks:
"How much for a semester pass?"
Security Guard : "I'm sorry ma'am.But due to covid regulations, swimming in the hotel pool is prohibited"
Woman : " You could have warned me before I removed the clothes"
Security guard :" Well, there is no prohibition about that".
Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having s**...?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.
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