Prohibition Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prohibition jokes. There are some prohibition seltzer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prohibition bourbon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Entertaining Prohibition Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

Security Guard : "I'm sorry ma'am.But due to covid regulations, swimming in the hotel pool is prohibited"

Woman : " You could have warned me before I removed the clothes"

Security guard :" Well, there is no prohibition about that".

My great-grandfather started up an underground distillery during Prohibition

It was a whiskey business

What was the Jokers catchphrase during the prohibition?

We live in a sobriety

Why didn't they serve ghosts alcohol during the prohibition?

Because they didn't have any spirits.

Tom Cruise is making a movie about distilling moonshine during prohibition

It's called Whisky Business

Why is the French Revolution just like Prohibition?

They both got rid of Bourbon!

A bottle of beer enters a law-abiding bar during the prohibition era.

The bartender says: "We don't serve your kind here."

A speakeasy was a secret bar to drink alcohol during prohibition. What's the opposite of a speakeasy?

A stutter

The Prohibition was the best decision ever...

...bar none.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prohibition medicinal puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prohibition schnapps piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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