The Best 7 Prohibit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prohibit jokes. There are some prohibit transsexuals jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prohibit prohibition puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Prohibit Jokes and Puns

They prohibited television in Afghanistan

They call it,

the Telly Ban.

Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the same service.

What are two things that you can see in the photo op at St John's church?

One is a glorified tool that is no longer relevant, but still widely used by radical christians to persecute homosexuals, degrade women, prohibit freedom, and rationalize war on non-believers.

The other is the bible.

Why does Rule #2 say "Behave like you would in real life"

But all the other rules prohibit that? :D


If Donald Trump becomes president, he pledges to prohibit the sales of pre-grated cheese....

Apparently it's in a bid to make America grate again!

(*I'm sorry i'll leave now*)

The Prohibition was the best decision ever...

...bar none.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prohibit distribution jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prohibit ethical piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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