4+ Amusing & Witty Progressives Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

Progressives Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Progressives jokes. There are some progressives colonists jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these progressives democrat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Amusing & Witty Progressives Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

You know homeless people are the real progressives of this country.

Always asking for change.

Progressives are enraged, conservatives are cautiously optimistic, but no group is more excited than the Imagineers of Disney.

For the first time in the history of the Hall of Presidents, they have a shot at making an audioanimatronic more realistic than the original.

Why don't progressives go to the dentist?

Because dentists like everything straight and white.

What do you call a basement full of progressives?

A whine cellar.

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