Following is our collection of funny Progressive jokes. There are some progressive policies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these progressive stupider puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Of course! The life was already better yesterday than it's going to be tomorrow!
...it's about upping the auntie
Unfortunately, all that money still weighs less than a kilo.
Their drug policy, for one, is incredibly progressive. Women get stoned legally over there all the time!
"Hey, Flo just called... They want you back at Progressive."
Her lies in particular.
Progressive.
Progressive
*this just popped up in my head while in the shower. If already posted I apologize in advance*
it was an LGBLT
It has an LGBTQWERTY keyboard
They're always behind the Times!
You can explore progressive articulate reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean progressive libtard dad jokes. There are also progressive puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
That Kansas is a progressive rock band but a conservative state?
The Current president is a black man and latest election was between a female and a mentally handicapped person.
Because dentists like everything straight and white.
For the first time in the history of the Hall of Presidents, they have a shot at making an audioanimatronic more realistic than the original.
A French tank.
It's quite the progressive age, my friends.
.. but nobody wanted prostate insurance.
I'm passive progressive.
So at least something about them is progressive.
Hobo Ken.
It's quite Progressive of them.
I wasn't aware she was a lesbian at the time, so I asked if she would like to go home with me.
"How rude!" she responded. "Did you just assume my sexuality? I'll have you know that I'm not interested in men!"
I'm a fairly progressive man, so I wasn't going to let her beat me at my own game.
"How rude!" I shouted, catching her attention as she walked away. "Did you just assume my gender?"
Now the thing thinks it can just go to the bathroom wherever it wants.
Now she can't see race.
They don't care who pees in what bottle.
Everyone is getting progressively stupider.
Apparently it's because my insurance is Progressive
Our words don't have genders
Not only is the protagonist such a minority that he is literally an endangered species, he is also portrayed by a Black man
In fact, once a student asked me this: "Can you give me an example of future progressive tense?"
I responded with "Certainly. I will be seeing you after class."
He must have wanted another example, as he was still standing in my classroom when I arrived the next day.
We met up for drinks and he ordered gender fluid.
Progressive metal
I dunno, it's hard to tell when they're all 6 feet underground.
He's the king of progressive overload
Stay Woke
So I adopted a kid from there. Sorrymyspace bar isn't working allthetime now.
But look who put the first mentally retarded person in the white house.
Truly ahead of its time.
Because if the soldier gets to the enemy's territory, his reward is getting to marry the king.
Normally they seem to like seeing things turning to the left.
His dementia
An Ewoke
Sorry, and double sorry if someone else has already thought of this. Thought if it today on my own, but figure it's been done...
I mean, all their daddies ended up turning into mummies.
They're now called "Prostate"
Because he had transparents.
Yes
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the progressive trans jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working progressive prosperous piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.