The Best 8 Progress Bar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Progress Bar jokes. There are some progress bar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these progress bar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Progress Bar Jokes and Puns

Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar, and it was simply tense.

As they were drinking it was clear it was becoming progressively tenser.

By the time they'd walked out it had become perfectly tense.

I approached a lesbian at a bar.

I wasn't aware she was a lesbian at the time, so I asked if she would like to go home with me.

"How rude!" she responded. "Did you just assume my sexuality? I'll have you know that I'm not interested in men!"

I'm a fairly progressive man, so I wasn't going to let her beat me at my own game.

"How rude!" I shouted, catching her attention as she walked away. "Did you just assume my gender?"

Karl Marx walks into a bar

The punchline gets progressively better over time

Shakhter Karagandy (Celtic's Champions League opponents)

Apparently they've been given permission for their pre-match tradition of sacrificing a sheep, I'd like to see them progress given Celtic's pre-match tradition of sacrificing a Mars bar.

I am taking a stand to be progressive. I support youthinasia.

So I adopted a kid from there. Sorrymyspace bar isn't working allthetime now.


I've got a meeting with the guy that invented the progress bar during the era of dialup internet. He's going to be here in 2 hours and 13 minutes.

My computer is so slow . . .

. . . I get a progress bar when I copy and paste . . . text.

What is common in Windows 8 and female?

They both can take hours "getting ready".

(I tried installing Windows 8 today morning. There's no installation progress bar. Instead just a "getting ready" message which takes a couple of hours).

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the progress bar jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working progress bar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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