The Best 10 Programming Code Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Programming Code jokes. There are some programming code software jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these programming code ascii puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Programming Code Jokes and Puns

99 programming bugs in the code

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99 programming bugs.

Take one down, patch it all up.

111 programming bugs in the code.

Jesus vs Satan

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.
He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"
God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."

"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." --career advancement program at my job

Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?

If dolphins could code...

they'd program in C.

Thought about a programming workshop called "Teaching Seniors to Code!"

Hospital didn't like my idea for some reason


Did you hear that Google has tied every single one of their programs to their browser?

I guess you could say that *all codes lead to Chrome*.

My Norwegian friend sent me a program he created...

...call that Norse code.

I coded a program to detect Al Gore's speech by his cadences.

I used an algorithm.

Did you hear about the beaver who learned to code?

It was the best dam program ever made...

[Programming] Stupid Bugs...

99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code. Take one down, pass it around, 127 bugs in the code.

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