Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Prognosis Jokes with Friends.
Chuck Norris caught COVID-19 and the prognosis is not good.
Anyone wanting to say goodbye to the virus should visit the hospital tonight.
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A guy goes to the doctor to get his test results.
"So what's the prognosis, Doctor? Just tell me, I can take it."
"Ten," says the doctor.
"Ten years. Well, it could be worse."
The doctor shakes his head slowly.
"You mean - months? No? Weeks? Please, not just 10 days!"
"Nine," says the doctor.
A man goes to visit the doctor
Man: Did the test results come back?
Doc: Yes, and the prognosis isn't good.
Man: Well how long do I have?
Doc: About 10.
Man: 10 what? Years? Months?
Doc: 8... 7....
A man was in a terrible accident, and his wife asked for his prognosis
Well, Mrs. Smith, your husband went into a short period of suspended animation.
Oh my God! He went into a Coma?
No, it was for only a few seconds. I'd call it more of a comma.
A man went to the doctor feeling a little off
The doctor came into the room and said, "i have your prognosis. Unfortunately your DNA is backwards."
The man replied "And?"
So I went to the doctors
He told me I had bladder cancer. I asked the Doc for my prognosis, to which he replied "u**... trouble".
A man is diagnosed with a terminal illness
The doctor looks up. "The prognosis isn't good. You only have 10 to live."
The man, shocked, looks at him, "Ten what? Months? Weeks?"
The doctor says, "9"
