Prognosis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prognosis jokes. Read prognosis ailment jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prognosis optimistic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Chuck Norris caught COVID-19 and the prognosis is not good.

Anyone wanting to say goodbye to the virus should visit the hospital tonight.


A guy goes to the doctor to get his test results.

"So what's the prognosis, Doctor? Just tell me, I can take it."

"Ten," says the doctor.

"Ten years. Well, it could be worse."

The doctor shakes his head slowly.

"You mean - months? No? Weeks? Please, not just 10 days!"

"Nine," says the doctor.

A man goes to visit the doctor

Man: Did the test results come back?
Doc: Yes, and the prognosis isn't good.
Man: Well how long do I have?
Doc: About 10.
Man: 10 what? Years? Months?
Doc: 8... 7....

A man was in a terrible accident, and his wife asked for his prognosis

Well, Mrs. Smith, your husband went into a short period of suspended animation.

Oh my God! He went into a Coma?

No, it was for only a few seconds. I'd call it more of a comma.

A man went to the doctor feeling a little off

The doctor came into the room and said, "i have your prognosis. Unfortunately your DNA is backwards."

The man replied "And?"

So I went to the doctors

He told me I had bladder cancer. I asked the Doc for my prognosis, to which he replied "u**... trouble".

A man is diagnosed with a terminal illness

The doctor looks up. "The prognosis isn't good. You only have 10 to live."

The man, shocked, looks at him, "Ten what? Months? Weeks?"

The doctor says, "9"

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