Prognosis Jokes
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Chuck Norris caught COVID-19 and the prognosis is not good.
Anyone wanting to say goodbye to the virus should visit the hospital tonight.
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A guy goes to the doctor to get his test results.
"So what's the prognosis, Doctor? Just tell me, I can take it."
"Ten," says the doctor.
"Ten years. Well, it could be worse."
The doctor shakes his head slowly.
"You mean - months? No? Weeks? Please, not just 10 days!"
"Nine," says the doctor.
A man goes to visit the doctor
Man: Did the test results come back?
Doc: Yes, and the prognosis isn't good.
Man: Well how long do I have?
Doc: About 10.
Man: 10 what? Years? Months?
Doc: 8... 7....
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