The Best 6 Prognosis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prognosis jokes. There are some prognosis ailment jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prognosis optimistic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Prognosis Jokes and Puns

A guy goes to the doctor to get his test results.

"So what's the prognosis, Doctor? Just tell me, I can take it."

"Ten," says the doctor.

"Ten years. Well, it could be worse."

The doctor shakes his head slowly.

"You mean - months? No? Weeks? Please, not just 10 days!"

"Nine," says the doctor.

A man goes to visit the doctor

Man: Did the test results come back?
Doc: Yes, and the prognosis isn't good.
Man: Well how long do I have?
Doc: About 10.
Man: 10 what? Years? Months?
Doc: 8... 7....

A man was in a terrible accident, and his wife asked for his prognosis

Well, Mrs. Smith, your husband went into a short period of suspended animation.

Oh my God! He went into a Coma?

No, it was for only a few seconds. I'd call it more of a comma.

A man went to the doctor feeling a little off

The doctor came into the room and said, "i have your prognosis. Unfortunately your DNA is backwards."

The man replied "And?"

So I went to the doctors

He told me I had bladder cancer. I asked the Doc for my prognosis, to which he replied "urine trouble".

A man is diagnosed with a terminal illness

The doctor looks up. "The prognosis isn't good. You only have 10 to live."

The man, shocked, looks at him, "Ten what? Months? Weeks?"

The doctor says, "9"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prognosis diagnosis jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prognosis checkup piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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