The Best 24 Profusely Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Profusely jokes. There are some profusely embarrassingly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these profusely tearfully puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Profusely Jokes and Puns

Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay."

Mom: *Stares at Dad*

Dad: *Clenches fist*

Mom: "Don't!"

Dad: *Sweats Profusely*

Mom: "..."

Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD"

Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay."

Mom: *Stares at Dad*

Dad: *Clenches fist*

Mom: "Don't!"

Dad: *Sweats Profusely*

Mom: "..."

Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD"

Son: "No dad, I'm serious!"

Dad: "You're serious? I thought you were Gay!"

Son : Mom, Dad... I'm gay.

Dad : *Raising his right hand*
Mom : No , don't you dare!
Dad : *Sweating profusely*
Mom : Don't do it!
Dad : *waves at son* Hi gay , Im Dad.
Son : No Dad, I'm serious!
Dad : You're serious? I thought you were gay!
Son : I'm not serious!
Dad and Mom : Good.

Profusely joke, Son : Mom, Dad... I'm gay.

One day, a taxi cab passenger touched...

a new cab driver on his shoulder to ask him something. The driver squealed EEEEEEEEEE! , lost control of car, and screeched to a stop after mounting the sidewalk. The passenger apologised profusely & said: "I had no idea you would be startled by me tapping your shoulder!"

Driver replied: Im sorry it's not your fault; I used to be funeral driver for 25 years.

A woman playing golf hits a nearby man...

She rushes over to the man who is on the ground, rolling around screaming in pain with his hands between his legs.

She profusely apologizes and offers to relieve his pain since she is a doctor and reluctantly he agrees. She gently moves his hands to his sides and unzips his pants and puts her hands inside. She massages him tenderly for a few minutes and asks: "How does it feel?"

He replies: "It feels great but I still think my thumb is broken".


Son:"Mom,Dad, I am gay"

Mom: Stares at Dad

Dad: Clenches fist

Mom: "Don't!"

Dad: Sweats Profusely

Mom: "..."

Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD

Son: "No dad, I'm serious!"

Dad: "You're serious? I thought you were Gay

You say a mesquito bit you and now you have the chills, a high fever and are sweating profusely? That's not funny.

That's malarious!

Profusely joke, You say a mesquito bit you and now you have the chills, a high fever and are sweating profusely? Tha

Albert Einstein was running 20 minutes late as a guest speaker at a science conference.

He finally arrived apologizing profusely.

Einstein: "I am so terribly sorry you all had to wait. Anyway, here's my presentation."

Host: "It's about time."

Einstein: "And space!"

Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay."

Mom: *Stares at Dad*

Dad: *Clenches fist*

Mom: "Don't!"

Dad: *Sweats Profusely*

Mom: "..."

Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD"

The Grass Eaters.

A wealthy man was driving home when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He stopped, asked them why.

They told him they were hungry, and he insisted that they get in the car with him; he will take them somewhere to eat.

They got in the car, thanking him profusely.

He replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is almost a foot tall."

A man walks into a police station

with his head profusely bleeding.

Officer: What Happened

Man: My Wife hit me in the head

Officer: Why..??

Man: Her parents came over unexpectedly, so she asked me to go and get them something.

Officer: And..??

Man: I got them a taxi

You can explore profusely squarely reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean profusely fist dad jokes. There are also profusely puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Curiosity killed the cat.

NASA apologized profusely.

George Bush was receiving his daily report from his Defense Secretary.

During the report, the secretary said; And yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. George suddenly went pale, put his head in his hands and began to sweat profusely.

His staff was astounded. They had never seen the president react like this to such a small loss. Then, after he had recovered slightly, the president brought his head up and quietly asked the aide next to him, "Just how many in a brazilian?"

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely, saying…..

"I must have taken Leif off my census."

A father and son walk into a gas station...

After grabbing a few snacks they walk up to the register to pay for everything.

The cashier says "sorry sir, but you have to swipe your card again."

Son: "dad, don't."

Father: *sweats profusely*

Cashier: "sir?"

Father: "but I'm not wearing a cardigan!"

My mother gave me a pendant for my birthday

It was a special gift with a picture of my late grandmother inside.

I thanked her profusely, but I had to ask, this is such a unique gift. What made you decide on this specific piece of jewelry?

She responded well, your grandmother has always been a strong, in-da-pendant type of woman

Profusely joke, My mother gave me a pendant for my birthday

I think my fat girlfriend is hot.

She's been sweating profusely.

[Repost]A great dad joke that I had to share

Son: Mom, Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: (Clenches fists)

Mom: Don't.....

Dad: (Sweats profusely)

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Dad: Hi gay! I'm Dad!

A client just thanked me profusely for curing his erectile dysfunction.

-shrugs- It wasn't hard.


During conversation, a guy mispronounces a physicist's name. Upon realizing this, he apologizes profusely.

The physicist says, "It's Feynman."

I was on a jungle expedition in Bangladesh with some colleauges of mine, when we all came across a tiger...

It was really messy, so out of courtesy we tried wiping it off while profusely apologising.

Walking your dog

A Korean man walks up to his friends house and sees that his dog is barking profusely and says,

"Do you want me to wok your dog for you?"

A dyslexic man walks in to a bar.

Embarrassed, he apologized profusely and handed it back to her.

"God....You are NOT the father"

*God cripwalks all over the stage as a bewildered Mary cries profusely*

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the profusely graciously jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working profusely excessively piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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