The Best 8 Profound Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Profound jokes. There are some profound problematic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these profound greater puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Profound Jokes and Puns
Two older male dolphins notice their hairlines are starting to recede.
Dolphins go bald, too. Tough for humans to notice, but dolphins notice... Anyway...
Understandably, they start getting a little down in the dumps recognizing the loss of their youth and feeling a profound sense of their own mortality.
In a moment of clarity, one dolphin says to his buddy, Hey compadre, we don't have to just *accept* this as our new normal, ya know? What with modern fashion and technology these days… we can *do* something about this!
So they went out and bought matching hairpieces. They were toupees in a pod.
Before my father kicked the bucket he asked me the most profound question...
He said "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
I think the most profound advice my father ever told me was...
"Stop using me in your bullshit stories."
Why are monks always meditating and relaxed and full of profound thoughts and ideas?
Because they're single.
A dog told me something profound the other day
I don't know why but it really spoke to me
I was profoundly liberal before
I moved out and got a full-time job
What do you call a professional finer?
Profound
"Every man marries his mother" would be a lot more profound
If all women weren't the same.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the profound bankruptcy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working profound salaries piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.