Profound Jokes
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Funniest Profound Short Jokes
Short profound jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The profound humour may include short deep jokes also.
- Why are monks always meditating and relaxed and full of profound thoughts and ideas? Because they're single.
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Profound One Liners
Which profound one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with profound? I can suggest the ones about deep philosophical and severe.
- A dog told me something profound the other day I don't know why but it really spoke to me
- I was profoundly liberal before I moved out and got a full-time job
- Lucy, in the Sky, with Diamonds??? John, you are profoundly bad at Cluedo...
- What do you call a professional finer? Profound
- You're not profound... You're pro*lost*!
Playful Profound Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about profound you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean deeper than jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make profound pranks.
The air hostess comes to know that the old married couple is...
flying to Hawaii on their 50th marriage anniversary.
She asks them how it feels to be married for so long.
The old man replies: "It all felt like 5 minutes..."
The air hostess was about to reply on the profoundness of what he said, when he earned a slap from the old lady for his next word:
"...underwater".
--Taken from All in a day's work; Reader's digest
Two older male dolphins notice their hairlines are starting to recede.
Dolphins go bald, too. Tough for humans to notice, but dolphins notice... Anyway...
Understandably, they start getting a little down in the dumps recognizing the loss of their youth and feeling a profound sense of their own mortality.
In a moment of clarity, one dolphin says to his buddy, Hey compadre, we don't have to just *accept* this as our new normal, ya know? What with modern fashion and technology these days… we can *do* something about this!
So they went out and bought matching hairpieces. They were toupees in a pod.
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Before my father kicked the bucket he asked me the most profound question...
He said "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
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I think the most profound advice my father ever told me was...
"Stop using me in your b**... stories."
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intelligent monkey
A Grandmother buys a bag of peanuts so her Grandson can feed the monkeys at the Zoo. Upon receiving a peanut one monkey inserted the hull rectally, nodded, then extracted and devoured it. The Grandmother informed the Head Zookeeper of the animals' aberrant behavior, saying " That monkey is either profoundly disturbed or extremely s**...". The Zookeeper explained that the animal was neither, saying , " Last week someone fed him a peach and he couldn't pass the pit. Now he measures everything first!".
A man placed
some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road. His attention was diverted to a man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity, and kept repeating, " Why did you die? Why?! Why did you die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't want to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of hurt and pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? Your child? A parent? Who, may I ask, lies in that grave?"
The mourner answered, " My wife's first husband! Why did you die? Why did you die?!"
