Profound Jokes

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Best Short Profound Jokes

Short profound puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The profound humour may include short deep jokes also.

  1. Before my father kicked the bucket he asked me the most profound question... He said "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
  2. Why are monks always meditating and relaxed and full of profound thoughts and ideas? Because they're single.
  3. "Every man marries his mother" would be a lot more profound If all women weren't the same.
  4. I think the most profound advice my father ever told me was... "Stop using me in your b**... stories."
Profound joke, I think the most profound advice my father ever told me was...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about profound can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of profound puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Profound One Liners

Which profound one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with profound? I can suggest the ones about deep philosophical and severe.

  1. A dog told me something profound the other day I don't know why but it really spoke to me
  2. I was profoundly liberal before I moved out and got a full-time job
  3. Lucy, in the Sky, with Diamonds??? John, you are profoundly bad at Cluedo...
  4. What do you call a professional finer? Profound
  5. You're not profound... You're pro*lost*!

Profound joke, You're not profound...

Playful Profound Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about profound you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean deeper than jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make profound prank.

The air hostess comes to know that the old married couple is...

flying to Hawaii on their 50th marriage anniversary.
She asks them how it feels to be married for so long.
The old man replies: "It all felt like 5 minutes..."
The air hostess was about to reply on the profoundness of what he said, when he earned a slap from the old lady for his next word:
--Taken from All in a day's work; Reader's digest

Two older male dolphins notice their hairlines are starting to recede.

Dolphins go bald, too. Tough for humans to notice, but dolphins notice... Anyway...
Understandably, they start getting a little down in the dumps recognizing the loss of their youth and feeling a profound sense of their own mortality.
In a moment of clarity, one dolphin says to his buddy, Hey compadre, we don't have to just *accept* this as our new normal, ya know? What with modern fashion and technology these days… we can *do* something about this!
So they went out and bought matching hairpieces. They were toupees in a pod.

intelligent monkey

A Grandmother buys a bag of peanuts so her Grandson can feed the monkeys at the Zoo. Upon receiving a peanut one monkey inserted the hull rectally, nodded, then extracted and devoured it. The Grandmother informed the Head Zookeeper of the animals' aberrant behavior, saying " That monkey is either profoundly disturbed or extremely s**...". The Zookeeper explained that the animal was neither, saying , " Last week someone fed him a peach and he couldn't pass the pit. Now he measures everything first!".

Profound joke, intelligent monkey

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these profound jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.