The Best 15 Profitable Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Profitable jokes. There are some profitable sells jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these profitable business puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Profitable Jokes and Puns

Four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are.

The first says, "My son is so successful, he's VP of his company and just gave his best friend a car. "

The second says, " That's nothing, my son is CEO of his company and just gave his best friend a house."

The third says, "Well, my son owns 3 highly profitable companies and just gave his best friend a jet."

They look expectantly at the last guy who says, "My son is a gay escort who gets showered with love and admiration. He just got a car, a house, and a jet from three of his clients."

So my oilfield is haunted, turned out quite profitable...

Now I can sell Super-Natural Gas!

What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

Profitable joke, What type of writing is the most profitable?

The blinds store

So there's this store down the street called "Bailey's Blinds", and I can't help but wonder that it must be a front for some sort of illegal activity. Money laundering, perhaps? Or maybe it's an incognito hub for illicit products of some nature. I mean, how can a business possibly function for over 15 years while consistently profitable, by selling nothing but blinds? ...It's a shady business if you ask me.

Ideas that aren't profitable

Don't make any cents


Give a man a fish

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day
Teach him to fish and you have lost a profitable business idea

I own a very profitable bakery

I guess you could say, i'm rolling in the dough

Profitable joke, I own a very profitable bakery

A Scientist, Inventor, and Engineer

A Scientist, Inventor, and Engineer are tasked with solving a major world problem. The Scientist does the research and makes a discovery that the Inventor then uses to invent the thing that will solve the problem. The engineer refines the invention until it is ready for operation. Their solution is a huge success and very profitable. Who makes all the money?

The businessman.

Which race is the most profitable to run?

A 401K

Investing in balloons just isn't as profitable as it used to be.

I blame inflation.

Apple more profitable than Samsung still in 2015

Guess you could say they definitely out cell the competition.

You can explore profitable finance reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean profitable economies dad jokes. There are also profitable puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Which part of the bee is most profitable?

Bee's knees

What will be the most profitable career in 2017?

Mexican ladder salesman.

What's short, tired, and very profitable?

Child labor

Who's business is more profitable? A hooker or a drug dealer?

A hooker, because she can wash and re-use *her* crack. A drug dealers crack is a one time use.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the profitable intuit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working profitable revenue piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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