The Best 15 Profile Picture Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Profile Picture jokes. There are some profile picture jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these profile picture puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Profile Picture Jokes and Puns

Facebook is like jail

You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know

"Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately."

"Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."

I just love how...

You can put anything as a profile picture on Reddit and nobody will notice.

I went on a date with a girl I'd talked to briefly on Facebook.

After a while she said to me -

What's up? You seem disappointed.

Oh nothing, it's just you don't look anything like your profile picture

That's my 12 year old daughter

The best part about being ugly?

You don't have to change your profile picture for Halloween.

I have a delivery van set as my profile picture on dating websites.

I just want the ladies to know what they're getting into.

Why can't Mario get a tinder date?

His profile picture was him killing a turtle.

What do you call a girl whose profile pictures are only facial close ups?


An old fire mage asks his granddaughter to help him set up a "Face Book".

After she helps him sign up, add some friends, and pick a profile picture, he decides to write a short profile description as well.

"What would you like it to say?" says the granddaughter.

"Well, first, I am a fire mage, and I... love lemon meringue."

The granddaughter nods "mm-hmm" and begins typing:


Yo mama so black when I clicked on her profile picture I thought my computer died.

Date: You don't look anything like your profile picture

Incredible Hulk: THE BUS WAS LATE

You can explore profile picture reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean profile picture dad jokes. There are also profile picture puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Hey wanna see a joke

Look at my profile picture

Yo momma so fat she added a profile picture to her Facebook and it's still loading.

My Tinder Inbox got flooded with messages from pretty girls after I changed my Profile Pic

Who knew uploading Ted Bundy's Picture as a joke would attract so many girls!

Why do you think my friend had a picture of Xxxtentacion as his Instagram profile picture?

He thought that DP meant dead person.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the profile picture jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working profile picture piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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