Professor X Jokes
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Funniest Professor X Short Jokes
Short professor x jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The professor x humour may include short professor jokes also.
- Professor X to JK Rowling: Professor X: "What's your power?"
JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."
Gay Professor X: "Interesting." - Professor X asks: What's your superpower? Mutant: Hindsight.
Professor X: That's not going to help us at all!
Mutant: Yes, I see that now... - Professor X: What's your super power? Mutant: Hindsight
Professor X: That's not going to help us at all
Mutant: Yes, I see that now - Professor X: whats your super power? Me: Hindsight.
Professor x: that wont help us.
Me: Yes I see that now - An Original Joke X-Men Recruitment Interviews
Professor X: What's your superpower?
Me: Hindsight
Professor X: Isn't this joke stolen?
Me: Yes, I see that now - Professor X: What's your superpower? Me: Foresight
Professor X: You know that redditors were expecting a hindsight joke repost?
Me: Yes I knew that. - Why did Professor X take on an insect as a student when it couldn't talk? Because it was a mute ant.
- A lot is said... A lot is said about the famous mutant Telepath, Professor X...
Less is said about his incredibly inquisitive younger brother, Professor Y. - If Professor X can move anything with his mind... Why can't he move his legs?
Said from my SO's 15 year old brother. - I always thought out of all the X-Men, Cyclops seemed like a stand up guy. Professor X, not so much.
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Professor X One Liners
Which professor x one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with professor x? I can suggest the ones about college professor and physics professor.
- What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie? Professor +
I'm sorry. lol. - A math professor didn't get enough sleep... The next day he couldn't f(x).
- My true love was a math professor She is now my x and I am left wondering y.
- My professor went on to create word. We all called him Doc X
- Where can we find Professor X's mansion? In Thailand. There are a lot of eX-men there.
- I hated the new X-men movie. Professor X was so lame.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
- What do you call a fat guy in a mobility scooter? Professor x-tra large
- Professor X walks into a bar >:)
- What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled? tummy, my X-Men!
Professor X Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about professor x you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean university professors jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make professor x pranks.
Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"
Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"
She points up and says: "3 pulls"
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."
Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"
Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"
Professor X [sitting in his wheel chair] asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?" Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"
She points up and says: "3 pulls"
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."
r>Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"
Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"
Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"
Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"
She points up and says: "3 pulls"
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: "Yeah that's cool and all, but not really a super power..."
Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"
Professor X, still standing: "OH. MY. GODDD !!!!"
My mutant power
professor x: Whats your mutant power
me: I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try [points up] two pulls
professor x: [Stands up and pulls twice] not bad, but not a power
me: I'm kidding i can heal paraplegics
professor x: [Still standing] holy s**...
A new mutant is trying to join the X-Men.
To join, he must complete an interview with Professor X.
"What's your superpower?" asks Professor X.
"I can pull a rabbit out of my hat!" says the young man. He takes off his hat, and pulls out a fluffy white rabbit.
Professor X gets up, walks over, and examines the rabbit carefully. It's an ordinary bunny.
"That's not a superpower, that's just a s**... magic trick!" says Professor X. "Stop wasting my time!"
"Ah, but that's not my real power!" says the man. "My real power is curing disabilities!"
One music university senior complains to another:
"Dude, I have no idea how to write my graduation composition. Do you have any hint?"
"Why don't you try coping professor X's piece he wrote when getting his D.A.?"
"I did. It turned out to be Beethoven's Fifth Symphony."
After taking out Professor X and his academy and gaining a political following, Magneto and his team forcefully take over the government....
... in a totally expected mutiny.
A Calculus joke
Verbatim from what my professor just showed in one of my engineering classes:
e^x and a constant are walking down the street together when the constant sees a differential operator coming their way. He starts to run away, and e^x asks "Why are you running away?" The constant answers, "That's a differential operator. If it acts on me, I'll disappear." e^x says "I'm e^x, I don't have anything to worry about," and keeps walking. When he reaches the differential operator, he says "Hi, I'm e^x."
The differential operator responds, "Hi, I'm d/dy."
How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one if it's Professor X.