The Best 5 Professional Soccer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Professional Soccer jokes. There are some professional soccer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these professional soccer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Professional Soccer Jokes and Puns

So my new girlfriend plays soccer professionally

I think she's a keeper

Professional women's soccer is so boring.

Why am I even jerking off to this?

If I had to box a professional athlete.

I would choose a soccer player.

*Canada's first Professional Soccer team has made it to FIFA*

That's to bad eh, they're parents could'nt afford hockey equipment growing up.

How can you recover from any injury almost immediately?

Be a (professional) soccer player.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the professional soccer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working professional soccer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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