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6 professional soccer jokes and hilarious professional soccer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about professional soccer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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So my new girlfriend plays soccer professionally

I think she's a keeper

Professional women's soccer is so boring.

Why am I even jerking off to this?

If I had to box a professional athlete.

I would choose a soccer player.

*Canada's first Professional Soccer team has made it to FIFA*

That's to bad eh, they're parents could'nt afford hockey equipment growing up.

How can you recover from any injury almost immediately?

Be a (professional) soccer player.

There was once a professional French soccer team whose players were all ducks

Named Le Tariat, they were so good that all other teams were amateur by comparison. This led to a lot of resentment, and the other teams all shunned them. While most simply ignored them, a few were very mean about it.
Le Tariat hatched a plan to kidnap the meanest of the players who were shunning them. In the middle of the night they did exactly that. They were caught though, and ended up going to prison where, being much smaller than the human inmates, they had a very bad time.
So in the end, seizing the meanies of pro duck shun didn't make the pro Le Tariat any happier.


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