The Best 4 Professional Footballer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Professional Footballer jokes. There are some professional footballer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these professional footballer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Professional Footballer Jokes and Puns

Why doesn't the NFL give Iowa a professional football team?

Because then Minnesota would want one.

R Kelly likes his girls like he likes his professional footballers

Young, fit, and not allowed to come out.

The Grecian Gods vs the Greeks

Zeus and his human friend Spiro were watching a game of football, the gods versus the humans. Spiro looked around the pitch at all the players and then saw an absolute unit of a player, a half horse, half human professional. Spiro asked Zeus, Hey, who's that player over there? Zeus responded, That's our teams centaur-forward .

Why doesn't Olympia, Washington have a professional football team?

...Because then Seattle would want one too! (Usually I do Ft. Worth/Dallas, but you get the idea)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the professional footballer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working professional footballer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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