Professional Boxer Jokes
18 professional boxer jokes and hilarious professional boxer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about professional boxer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Professional Boxer Short Jokes
Short professional boxer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The professional boxer humour may include short boxer jokes also.
- Did you hear that Mike Tyson just got a job at Amazon? He just really wanted to be a professional boxer again.
- I organized a dozen professional boxers to stand in a row and hit anyone that got near them That was my best punchline ever
- I'm always extra nice to the guy who used to deliver my mail. I'd hate to get into a fist fight with an ex-professional mail boxer.
- I heard the professional boxers are among the highest paid people in the world Apparently my bosses at Amazon didn't get the memo
- what do professional boxers and sugary candies have in common? they both make you lose your teeth
- In honor of Mole Day: Why did the mole keep getting confused for a professional boxer? He was always making holey fields.
- A professional boxer has to fight a rookie. Right before the match begins, the rookie exclaims ''I think I can take that guy blindfolded!'' His coach replies "But what if he is not blindfolded?"
- Why don't professional boxers have s**... before a fight? They probably don't like each other.
- Why do professional boxers not have s**... the night before a big fight? Because they don't like each other very much.
- Professional boxers usually will abstain from s**... the night before a big fight.... ...you might find this hard to believe, but they don't really like each other." - Jimmy Carr
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Professional Boxer One Liners
Which professional boxer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with professional boxer? I can suggest the ones about boxing match and professional wrestler.
- I was a professional boxer. Then I picked up Muay Thai just for kicks.
- I am professional boxer Floyd Mayweather. AMA
Ridiculous Professional Boxer Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about professional boxer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean boxer dog jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make professional boxer pranks.
a man walks into a bar and shouts
"who thinks he's badass enough and can beat me in an open fight?"
"I do", answers a man from the corner, 7 feet long, well muscled and looks like a professional boxer or something
Our man looks at him, then turns to the rest and shouts
"who thinks he's badass enough and can beat us two in an open fight?"
A Mexican immigrant was asked what he does for a living.
"I am a professional boxer."
"A professional boxer?"
"Yes, yes. Everyone in my family is a professional boxer.
We box onions, linens, tomatoes..."
Giving credit where credit's due: This joke was taken from a bit done by Gabriel Iglesias on his show "Stand-Up Revolution".
A blind cowboy walks into a bar...
...and after ordering his drink, asks the bartender if he'd like to hear a blonde joke. The bartender replies, "Well, I don't mind sir, but I must warn you that there are three rather dangerous blondes in this bar tonight.
The first one over by the pool table just got released from prison for 2nd degree m**.... The second in the corner there is the leader of the local gang. And the last one sitting just next to you is a professional boxer.
So I must ask, are you really sure you want to tell this blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a moment, shakes his head, and says, "Nah, I don't wanna have to explain it three times."
A Blind Man walks into an all women's bar
He sits down and orders a shot. After the shot he asks, "Does anybody want to hear a blonde joke?"
The lady next to him leans over. She says, "Hey buddy, so I'm gonna tell you this because it seems like you don't know any better. I'm a blonde coal miner, that woman over at the bar is a blonde professional boxer, the bartender is a blonde cage fighter, that woman at the pool table is a blonde steel mill worker, and shes a blonde bouncer. So buddy, are you sure you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
To which the blind man responds, "Well no, not if I've got to explain it five times."