The Best 13 Professional Boxer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Professional Boxer jokes. There are some professional boxer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these professional boxer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Professional Boxer Jokes and Puns

Why don't professional boxers have sex before a fight?

They probably don't like each other.

Why do professional boxers not have sex the night before a big fight?

Because they don't like each other very much.

Professional boxers usually will abstain from sex the night before a big fight....

...you might find this hard to believe, but they don't really like each other." - Jimmy Carr

Did you hear that Mike Tyson just got a job at Amazon?

He just really wanted to be a professional boxer again.

a man walks into a bar and shouts

"who thinks he's badass enough and can beat me in an open fight?"

"I do", answers a man from the corner, 7 feet long, well muscled and looks like a professional boxer or something

Our man looks at him, then turns to the rest and shouts

"who thinks he's badass enough and can beat us two in an open fight?"


A Mexican immigrant was asked what he does for a living.

"I am a professional boxer."
"A professional boxer?"
"Yes, yes. Everyone in my family is a professional boxer.
We box onions, linens, tomatoes..."

Giving credit where credit's due: This joke was taken from a bit done by Gabriel Iglesias on his show "Stand-Up Revolution".

I organized a dozen professional boxers to stand in a row and hit anyone that got near them

That was my best punchline ever

I'm always extra nice to the guy who used to deliver my mail.

I'd hate to get into a fist fight with an ex-professional mail boxer.

I heard the professional boxers are among the highest paid people in the world

Apparently my bosses at Amazon didn't get the memo

I was a professional boxer.

Then I picked up Muay Thai just for kicks.

what do professional boxers and sugary candies have in common?

they both make you lose your teeth

You can explore professional boxer reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean professional boxer dad jokes. There are also professional boxer puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


In honor of Mole Day: Why did the mole keep getting confused for a professional boxer?

He was always making holey fields.

A professional boxer has to fight a rookie. Right before the match begins, the rookie exclaims ''I think I can take that guy blindfolded!''

His coach replies "But what if he is not blindfolded?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the professional boxer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working professional boxer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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