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The Funniest Professed Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

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When I professed my love to a female friend she told me she loved me like a brother...

We are from the south so things are going good.

The Jewish way

As a Jew I have a soft spot for jokes about my own people, and this is one of my favorites that isn't so well known.
A Jewish man walks into a w**.... The madame asks him what he'd like. He asks if any of the women there can have s**... "the Jewish way". Puzzled, she goes to each of the unoccupied rooms, and asks the woman inside if she's familiar with having s**... the Jewish way. Finally, they get to the last room. Inside is a p**... who's extremely talented, and is one of the most expensive in the area. She asks, "do you know how to have s**... the Jewish way? This man's looking for a woman who does". She responds, "no, I haven't. But to stay at the top of my profession, I'm always looking to improve. If you teach me how to have s**... the Jewish way, we'll do that free of charge".
The man accepts the offer, and they have s**.... She's surprised to find that it's just regular s**...! Afterwards, she asks "What were you talking about, 'the Jewish way'? You just had s**... with me, the most expensive h**... in town, for free?!" He smiles and replies, "that's the Jewish way!".

I should clean mirrors for a living.

It's a profession I see myself in.

A cop pulls over a miner and asks

"Sir, whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do as a profession?"
And the miner replies "Mine."

why is my wife pregnant?

A man told the doctor, "My wife's pregnant, but we haven't had s**... in over a year. I don't understand it."

The doctor said, "It's what we in the medical profession call a grudge pregnancy."

"What's a grudge pregnancy?" asked the man.

The doctor replied, "Well, somebody's obviously had it in for you."

 


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